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About Me

MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile GeneratorWelcome to you all. Here is a Box, not a Musical Box but Mr Lucifer Box. I'm proud to say that I'm a gentleman who dabbles in art, writing and various other cultural activities.Thankyou for stopping by, why not pull up a chair and pour yourself a tipple of your choice, oh and fill my glass up while your at it. "Chin, Chin".I'm a very languid sort of fellow who is never more happy than when sitting on a leather sofa within public houses that possess a sense of battered elegance, with a gin and tonic in hand. I like to attire myself in pinstripes, vintage waistcoats and ties rounded off a pair of weathered brogues.I don't really belong to any particular "scene", I'm just Mr Box and I'm happy with that. I'm very discerning about who I have as my friends, it pays to have a discerning eye. I enjoy the company of creative folk who enjoy looking at life just a tad off centre My dream would be to write my own sitcom and for it to have the most wonderful theme tune EVER!!!! Actually I'd quite like to live in a 1970's sitcom with lots of "Pussy" jokes.I do not upload photographs of myself on nights out surrounded by chums. There are ten million other profiles that do that!!!!!! If you've seen gurning ninny holding a Bacardi Breezer you've seen them all and I've seen many zzzZZZZZZ.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I have no desire to meet or converse with oafs, dunderheads, buffoons, ninconpoops, nitwits, or ninny's. I do however wish to meet people who enjoy using these words though. Oh and I rather like folk who embrace the art, music, fashion, cinema and television of the past. Anyone who enjoys a good drink sitting on a battered leather sofa is ok in my book. I like people who don't take life too seriously and are happy just being themselves and not just SHEEP!!!!!!! I'm not very struck on people who are too fashionist though, it mus be awfully tiring trying to impress people all the time.Oh and I like people who look good in hats! (That doesn't include baseball caps or flat caps though!!!!!!) Oh and if you go out and about with a cane, respect to you!! Oh, I'd really love to meet Siouxsie Sioux, she's one very stylish and attractive lady. If you happen to know anyone who appeared in "Hammer Horror" films I'd quite like to know you too !!!!!

My Blog

Pertwee’s bouffant!

Greetings dear reader's. Well I'm at a crossroads and am facing a major decision that will affect the entire course of my future. Yes, I can't decide whether to grow my hair. You'll need a stiff drink...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:37:00 GMT

Bowled Over

I have read that the Bowler hat is making something of a revival. Sadly not by distinguished gentlemen but by the fashion fickle headline grabbing celebrities. This is an outrage and quite frankly onl...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 11:36:00 GMT

The Spy Who Came To Christmas Dinner.

THE SPY WHO CAME TO CHRISTMAS DINNERSmallbridge & Peel Productions present this year's Christmas Extravaganza. Starring Roger Moore as 'James Bond', Bernard Lee as 'M', Desmond Llewelyn as '...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:25:00 GMT

Lets Pretend.

Hi everyone, I'm Prince Albert of Monaco. I'm not really a proper Prince like your Sir Prince Charles or The Prince Of Edwards, I'm a pretend fairytale Prince who lives in Cloud Cuckoo Land. I ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 13:59:00 GMT

Anyone for Bowles?

Ah there you are. And welcome to another delight from the pages of "Cooking With The Stars". This week I present to you as a special gift a creation from the mind of one of Britains most distinguished...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:45:00 GMT

Cooking with the stars.

Greetings dear readers and welcome to my latest scribblings. Well I enjoy fine wines and good food. However I know absolutely nothing about how to cook, therefore its a good job I have a copy of "Cook...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 12:33:00 GMT

Silly Arse!

Good day to you all. Its me Lord Charles, the aristocratic ventriloquist's dummy that was forever on variety shows in the 1970s. My famous catchphrase of "You silly arse" was legendary back then, usu...
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 13:26:00 GMT

Lama's Laughing!!!!!!!

Hello my dears. I'm the Dali Lama. I love my job and I'm always laughing. Do you know why I'm always laughing????? Because I just can't get enough of your British sitcoms. If I weren't the Dali Lama ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 10:49:00 GMT

Ready Steady Davros.

Hello everyone, I'm Davros the evil genius who created the Daleks, the most evil and cunning life forms in the universe. But what most people don't know is that I was only meant to be making a Chicke...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:14:00 GMT

Film Conrad Bain!!!!!!!

Hi, I'm former "Different Strokes" actor Conrad Bain. I played Phil Drummond who took in those weyward kids Gary Coleman and Todd Bridges just to show that I was a rich git who had a heart of gold. I...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 13:42:00 GMT