next year i'm going to enter miss universe |
yup, why the hell not?i've become so vain latelythe only obtacles are my wieght and height reallyok so weight....being fixed right now. Thanks to just george for always calling me a slob or cow, thank...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 21:54:00 GMT |
"if you get rejected from the army in a world war... |
here's a questionthat popped into my head when i was showing some customers different shades of white leather today...my life is oh so important...."if you get rejected from the army in a world war do...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 04:10:00 GMT |
what we need is an environment stasi |
yup, the bunnings workers on the ads crapping on about water saving sprinklers just aint gonna cut the mustard.can you imagine the interrogation of an enemy of the environmentally charged state?"we kn...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:09:00 GMT |
gold buildings |
i don't like gwen stefanis new hairstylehow shit would it be to have a retarded kid and then the father pisses off to montenegro to try and chase down that english chick from the new 007 flick.you can...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 16:27:00 GMT |
the big issue |
the big issue only costs $4.00 right? WRONG! there's an unwritten rule that it's actually $5.00. So if you plan on breaking a fiver to get a $1.00 coin for your bus ticket think again. What are you go...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 20:31:00 GMT |
i'm going to fucking cry |
I have two fat whopping essays to write for Media and Political Theory by the end of the week, I'm going overseas in just over two. I'm not prepared!!!!!! The lady in anapura was trying to convince me...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 16:48:00 GMT |
junk |
Junkies aye......ok so we're talking bout those damn 14 year old kids that leave home in england round the early 80's and run away to the cities live in squats and get addicted to herion.....can i ask...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 07:06:00 GMT |
10 thoughts |
1) i hate interior designers they think they own you and are seriously stupid2) that Ricky guy in australian idol pulls funny faces3) the mentos gum ad with the erect nipples is really disturbing me, ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 04:37:00 GMT |
Solariums..did i spell that right? |
talking about solariums and fakes tans and stuff on air today, this lady calls up and says she was so sick of going to the solarium that she literraly bought one herself and it's in her bedroom so she...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 04:01:00 GMT |
BILL FRAGOS IS A CHOAD |
yup, bill fragos is a choad, i now officially agree with ed on that one. This morning i got into the station and he's sitting in the studio wearing sunglases so i ask him why he's wearing sunnies indo...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 22:06:00 GMT |
