Emma - ProfilesArchive

About Me

don't quite know what to say here...
my names emma, im nearly 23, i live in balbriggan which is and isn't in dublin. i have eleven tattoos and i HAD 19 piercings, i now only have around seven left.
people think i'm stupid because i have a stupid sense of humour. i LOVE family guy. i also like south park and scrubs. i am anything but stupid, but i don't have any examples, so your gonna have to trust me!
i want to be a writer. i wrote some short stories but i'm thinking up some ideas for a novel....

My Interests

tattoos, piercings, kinky underwear, pyjamas, naked chicks, drinking, getting naked, bikini waxes, music, reading, shopping online.

I'd like to meet:

seth mac farl ane amy winehouse russel brand pete doherty paris hilton johnny knoxville now, guess which ones i'd like to sleep with?

Music:

green day, pink, the killers, fall out boy, razorlight, hard fi, amy winehouse, good charlotte, gwen stefani, mc fly, girls aloud, the fratellis, artic monkeys, pussycat dolls, take that, mika, nelly furtado, my chemical romance, spice girls

Movies:

waynes world, back to the future, mean girls, toy story, shrek,

Television:

two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, girls of the playboy mansion, the simpsons, family guy, friends, csi, law and order,eastenders, cornation street, home and away.

Heroes:

xena - the warrior princess

My Blog

MASTURBATION

While "masturbation" is the medical term for this practice, many other terms and expressions are in common use. "Onanism" is a term with religious roots. In the vernacular, terms such as "pleas...
Posted by Emma on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 11:28:00 PST

MY FIRST TIME

i was nervous, as youd expect. my heart was beating really, really fast. my stomach was in knots, i was almost sick with nerves. my palms were sweaty. i felt really hot, but when it came down to it, t...
Posted by Emma on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:46:00 PST

WHAT THE FUCK?

i dont know if any of you read my previous entry explaining the meaning and the history behind the word 'fuck'. basically, its an english word that means 'to engage in sexual intercourse'. but what id...
Posted by Emma on Thu, 24 May 2007 01:48:00 PST