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The Cooler

About Me

Is it safe to type the third person here? Who's got a rule book? $..*@ it, here goes:Preston lives comfortably (HA!) as an actor and writer (HAHAHA) in the Chicago area, having finally moved from Central Illinois in December, much to the chagrin of his family and friends (that's not entirely true, I just wanted to use 'chagrin' in a sentence). He contends that the move was long overdue, and longs to be able to say "Raaab" just like Megan, vowing never to return until his regional diction is spot-on.When not honing his craft (pause for laughter), Preston enjoys poetry, and a glass of scotch, and, of course, his friend Baxter. Yep, that's how he rolls.You stay classy San Diego!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Cool and the Gang (because they're probably really lonely right now)

My Blog

Gas Prices and John McCain

Watch this, then go register to vote. There are no more excuses.
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 05:17:00 GMT

Your Weekly Edition of People Id Like to Push Down

People I'd Like to Push Down (workday edition)Eddie MurphyThis week is a special week. It's Wednesday. Wednesdays are know throughout the land as a wonderful day. A hump day. A day with gratuitous con...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 13:15:00 GMT

"Lost". I still dont regret not watching.

For your viewing pleasure:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcatQSyRK6c&eurl =http://dontlinkthis.net/Now go rent the first season of The Wire on dvd, and have a bowl of minestrone soup. You'll thank ...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:20:00 GMT

Wednesday’s Installment of People I’d Like to Push Down

People I'd Like to Push Down(brought to you by Brett, who doesn't need pushed down, just pushed)This week's installment comes in just under deadline. After a flurry of activity (people really needed t...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:23:00 GMT

Someone Get Me the Number for the Associated Press, So I Can Ask Them Who Gives a Shit!

News Isn't News When It Involves Jag Bags Like Robert Van WinkleI realize this seems like a perfect example for the new "People I'd Like to Push Down" segment, but that's a Wednesday segment, and well...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 23:50:00 GMT

A new Wednesday Segment!

I’ve decided to run a new weekly segment titled affectionately:People I’d Like to Push DownI think the name speaks for itself. Sometimes, people just need pushed down. Nothing serious (alt...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 08:19:00 GMT

My deodorant works 975% better than the leading brand!

I’m of the opinion that there’s nothing better in commercials than chart, symbols and pie graphs. What’s that Dan? You say you wanna "for instance". Well allow me.Let’s say you...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:12:00 GMT

Things I read that crack my shit RIGHT up.

"Bon Jovi guitarist, Richie Sambora, was arrested at 11:00 p.m. last night after Laguna Beach police pulled him over after they witnessed him driving his Hummer erratically. Here’s a hint: he wa...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:17:00 GMT