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La Bruja.

An eye for an eye makes...................................a pair of eyes[?] (oh shit. wrong overly u

About Me

modesty is the best policy.

My Interests

humble, low-maintenance

I'd like to meet:

someone who can outsmart me... or my skepticism at least.

Music:

Good lyrics = Good Shit

Movies:


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Add to My Profile | More Videoshaha...which ever movie this little boy is talking about.

Television:

is garbage...except for Comedy Central and the Animal Planet.

Heroes:

Myself. Yea, i said it.

My Blog

Thought-up Bathroom-shit

I thought about writing again...I meanreally writing.but everytime I didall I could imagine myself dowas write the word phase-phase-phase-phasea million times across the page-page-page-page.Time won't...
Posted by La Bruja. on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:00:00 PST

"I've been the same smart bitch all my life."

Why are smart/strong women always labled as "bitches"?I don't mind though...because if I had a choice between the submissive vagina role and the role of "bitch" I'd choose "bi...
Posted by La Bruja. on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 04:37:00 PST

Written self-expression and good customer service are just not enough...

 I would just like to point out that the fact that I use a xanga instead of a paper-to-pen journal is another example of expanding technology and our need, as of humans today, for an ou...
Posted by La Bruja. on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 04:53:00 PST

I'm going to be a damn good mother.

(that is IF I get over the fear of my pretty little vagina dilating to the size of ripened cantelope) I was surfing for some Filipino comedy strips on You Tube. It started off with just...
Posted by La Bruja. on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 05:17:00 PST

10-28-03

The air was thick with dead cedar roaming suburban domain.I liked looking upand going outside even when the news told us not to.The sky was pink was tongue was mouthwas lips pressedenveloping a c...
Posted by La Bruja. on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:05:00 PST

For those of you who asked...

As you know, I've already started Christmas shopping for my closest friends. I'm pretty much finished buying gifts (with the exception of one or two people).This is my wish list for those of you who h...
Posted by La Bruja. on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 03:47:00 PST

Dolce & Gabbana, Fendi and then Donna..

    Women's Freedom&(Underneath Men's Control)        &nbs p;         &nbs p;   &n...
Posted by La Bruja. on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 02:37:00 PST

do you have anger management issues?

I sure as hell do.When I was young my friend Angela and I learned from a book on witch craft that if you took a stone, held in your palm, thought of all of the miserable shit that makes you angry...
Posted by La Bruja. on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 01:29:00 PST

Should really fuckin delete this thing.

God damn do people pry.I think the only fun thing about myspace is keeping up with the people I keep up with in real life.For example, those little inside jokes that mike or my cousin told me over the...
Posted by La Bruja. on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 12:09:00 PST

"This relationship sucks." "I'm leaving"...damn, we are so in love.

NAAH HOMIE: you have a good bfpo0KangKang: what makes u say that..NAAH HOMIE: picturespo0KangKang: what pictures...NAAH HOMIE: mythpacepo0KangKang: That aint JEsus.po0KangKang: HAHApo0KangKang: pictur...
Posted by La Bruja. on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:16:00 PST