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the wrath.

I am here for Friends

About Me


Someday, In The Event That Mankind Actually Figures Out What It Is That This World Revolves Around, Thousands Of People Are Going To Be Shocked And Perplexed To Find Out That It Was Not Them. Sometimes This Includes Me.

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My Interests

everything involving music (listening/experiencing/creating/sharing/playing), anything with wheels (cars/trucks/planes/etc), skateboarding and filming skateboarding, GUNS, photography, lowfi, filming, snowboarding, sledding, hockey, architecture, clothing, anything vintage or that has a history behind it, originality...

HAHAHA

I'd like to meet:

This guy.

Music:

i listen to real bands.

Movies:

Boondock Saints. Resevoir Dogs. The Kill Bill Volumes. Snatch. Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels. From Dusk till Dawn. Everything is Illuminated. Millions. Freddy Got Fingered. Seven Teen Sips. elephant. Donnie Darko. American Beauty. Requiem for a Dream. The Passion of Christ. Pi. Scarface. Usual Suspects. Oceans 11. The Sting. Deuces Wild. The Transporter. Sleepy Hollow. The Nightmare Before Christmas. Vincent (a vincent price and tim burton original). Fight Club. Pulp Fiction. Trainspotting. Swingers. Rounders. Memento. Adaptation. Lost in Translation. Meeting People is Easy (a film about radiohead). Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Blow. Beatles' Yellow Submarine. Edward Scissor Hands. A Clockwork Orange. Full Metal Jacket. Vanilla Sky. Magnolia. A Beautiful Mind. Adaptation. Punch-Drunk Love. Dead Poets Society. Rain Man. Stigmata. Traffic. Se7en. 28 Days Later. Three Kings. Blackhawk Down. Changing Lanes. Braveheart. Last of the Mohicans. Gladiator. Apollo 13. Devils Advocate. Platoon. Akira. Vampire Hunter D/bloodlust. The Others. Resident Evil. House of 1000 Corpses. Borat. Gothika. Something Wicked This Way Comes. Army of Darkness. Evil Dead. Lord of the Rings Trilogy. Star Wars Trilogy. Matrix Trilogy. Varsity Blues. The Virgin Suicides. 2001:A Space Odyssey. The Shining. One Flew Over the Cookoos Nest. Aliens. Moulin Rouge. Amadeus. SLC Punk. Haggard/Jackass. Goonies! Animal House. Caddyshack. Vacation. Three Amigos. Silverado. Airplane. Desperado. Ferris Buellers Day Off. Indiana Jones Trilogy. Back to the Future Trilogy. Ghostbusters. Office Space. Super Troopers. Eurotrip. Bad Santa. Old School. Pirates of the Carribean. Road Trip. Half Baked. American Pie. Happy Gilmore. So on, so forth...

Television:

The Office on NBC.
Mythbusters

Books:

lords of discipline
the book of bunny suicides
the zombie survival handbook

Heroes:

i am my own hero...

My Blog

jellyfishing jellyfishing jellyfishing

"It's your fault! Sting you once shame on him, sting you twice shame on you! Four times is just retarded."   -chelsea forsythe on my recent jellyfish escapades
Posted by the wrath. on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 06:22:00 PST

NO MORE VIRUS

i think i ousted my virus!
Posted by the wrath. on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 06:06:00 PST

oh how i miss the days.

i just want everyone to know i pioneered emo before it became "emo". thanks.
Posted by the wrath. on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 12:34:00 PST

in a sweater poorly knit.

In a sweater poorly knit, and an unsespecting smile, little Moses drifts downstream in the Nile. A fumbling reply, an awkward rigid laugh and I'm carried helpless by my floating basket raft. ...
Posted by the wrath. on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:00:00 PST

siamese friends

me: security get this heart out of here...its broken into my ribs and has taken control. heart: hello my names reasonings competition, and im here to stay. me: get. the. fuck. out!heart: COME. AND. GE...
Posted by the wrath. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i shot the weatherman after his last prediction

its not enough anymore for someone to say they care they all pretend to mean it, but turn your back and they disappear its not enough anymore for someone to be 'loved' they all pretend to mea...
Posted by the wrath. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Almost/Round Three

Chris Haslam is amazing, like seriously father material. The Sasquatch does flip tricks OUT of boardslides. He also does one-footed boardslides, kickflip one foot nose manual and tells a fantastic j...
Posted by the wrath. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bitches get stitches

the story of my stupid ass relationships, minus the drugs: http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1600&NSFW=yes (music video by the streets')
Posted by the wrath. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!

moller05: well let me tell you a story moller05: one day these people were like yo man we need some land moller05: so they travelled overseas to this wicked piece of land moller05: but it had redsk...
Posted by the wrath. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

tonight im leaving earth.

maybe i should say goodbye with an embrace, or maybe a hand full of nails to keep you bound to me...but first to give you a fraction of the pain you've so gracefully dealt me. i'd shove them in your h...
Posted by the wrath. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST