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About Me


I'm "quirky". It's been said that I'm the kind of guy you always remember. Whether that's a compliment or a dig, I still haven't figured out. I certainly look memorable: 6'7", about 250 pounds, curly brown hair that grows out rather than down, no matter how much I comb it back, and a fairly laidback dress sense(Think Brodie Bruce meets The Dude.) I also have a quirky sense of humor, but don't worry, I know what works and doesn't work with your "normal" friends...
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You are a
Social Liberal
(78% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(5% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Socialist
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A Accurate
N Nice
D Delightful
Y Yucky
P Plain
A Altruistic
N Naughty
T Twisted
H Helpful
E Earthy
G Grungy
O Odd
A Appealing
T Tasty
B Bright
O Organic
Y Young
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Your Orgasms Are 90% Great
Wow, you're like a motherfucking Orgasm Olympian!You know what it takes to rock your own motherfucking world...And you're pretty damn great at rocking your sweetie's body, too, and making their knees shake like motherfucking bejeezus!You know the secret to killer orgasms - go share the wealth!How Good Are Your Orgasms?
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What Your Dreams Mean...
Your dreams seem to show that you're a bit disturbed... but nothing serious.You may have a problem you're trying to work out in your sleep.Your dreams tend to reflect your insecurities.You have a very vivid imagination and a rich creative mind. What Do Your Dreams Mean?
You're the Rock Star!
Take What sort of Hipster are you? today!
Created with Rum and Monkey 's Personality Test Generator . Fuck college, fuck a "real" job! Music is your life! You're a hometown hero! You're in at least two local bands and are thinking of forming a third. You sleep on your friend's couch, eat your friend's food, and borrow your friend's car. You frequent the dark city bars and hang with the other rockers and groupies. You wear dirty jeans, well-worn t-shirts, and your hair is a mess. You're sinister and mysterious and look as if you don't give a shit. You worship the Rolling Stones, MC5, and your older brother's band. You're gonna make it big one of these days, you can just feel it.
.. You scored as Mushrooms. Shrooms! You're still goin for one of the most natural drugs. You'd like to visit a whole other world, and see things you've never seen before. Fucking trippy.

Mushrooms


81%

Inhalents


75%

Marijuana


63%

None!


56%

Cocaine


56%

Ecstacy


56%

Alcohol


44%
What..s your ideal drug?
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opposite survey- like personal jeopardy!! (answer with a question!)
ewww sick, of course not.: Would you ever have sex with Paris Hilton?
THATS HOT.: Would you ever have sex with a woman with a pot belly?
what the fuck are you talking about?: Did you see that movie with that guy who was in that movie that one time?
ummm idk...: If you had to, could you drink your own urine?
omg i LOVE him!! I WANNA MARRY HIM.: What's the one thing you wanna overhear your girlfriend saying about you?
it feels better when you're naked.: Do you have trouble sleeping in the summer?
i would get arrested if i did that.: Would you have sex with all of your top 8?
yeah, i almost died.: Did you laugh when Dick Cheney shot that guy?
what are you implying??: When see an adorable little girl, what are you thinking?
limes. just limes.: How do you keep an outhouse from stinking?
i hate how it sounds, it's not even music.: What do you think of corporate pop?
it makes my tongue too wet.: What do you think of saliva?
yup i got a million of those.: Do you illegally download mp3s?
maybe i would be nicer if you would stop pissing me off.: What would you like to say to George W Bush?
bye bye.: What would you say if I asked a question that went a little too far?
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Who I'd like to meet, in the biblical sense...

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Meg White

Alicia Witt

Amber Benson

Monica Keena

Zooey Deschanel

Judy Greer

Drea de Matteo

Lorraine Bracco

Janeane Garofalo

Jennifer Tilly

Melanie Lynskey

Rachael MacFarlane

Nigella Lawson

Sarah Silverman

Rosario Dawson

Audrey Tautou

Tiffany Shepis

Casey Wilson

Amy Sedaris

My Blog

Nerd Lust: Another Song Parody

Sung to the tune of Pink Floyd's "Young Lust". I am just a boffin Egghead in this town Where are all the geek girls? Who's gonna show this geek boy around? Ooooo I need a nerdy woman Ooooo I n...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Sep 2009 20:26:00 GMT

What's the opposite of deja vu?

As many of you know, several months ago, I was hospitalized for a number of health problems, including dangerously high blood pressure and water retention.  I was given medication to counteract these,...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 22:09:00 GMT

2008: The Year That Totally Sucked; Part One: This Year Started Out With Such Promise!

If you're one of my friends on here, you probably noticed I was gone for a couple of months.  Well, let's just say it wasn't my best year.  But I sure didn't see that coming in January.  In January,...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 23:04:00 GMT

9/11s Being Milked

Sung to the tune of 911 is a Joke by Public EnemyHit me Going, going, gone Now 9/11 happened a long time ago Don't you see how much they're abusin' They use it to do whatever they wanna That's why we ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:44:00 GMT

Why Im not a vegetarian

    I actually can't go vegetarian because I'm allergic to soy.  If I eat tofu or drink soy milk, my throat closes up.  But I have a bigger reason.    Soy is th...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 05:16:00 GMT

Of COURSE Darth Vader’s a whiny little bitch!

    I was watching the Star Wars prequel trilogy recently, and I had a realization.  A lot of people were seriously pissed off by the revelation that, in his youth, Darth Vader was...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 06:14:00 GMT

Ho...ly...shit!

    I don't know how all you feel about Maggie Gyllenhaal; apparently her and her brother are really polarizing actors, just ask my friend Mat.  In my opinion, as Brian Posehn woul...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 08:54:00 GMT

The Day I Met George

    In the summer of 2001, I got an email(can't remember who from; might have been my friend Chris) saying that George Carlin was signing his new book, "Napalm and Silly Putty" in a boo...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 22:19:00 GMT

All hotel liaisons should be shot.

So, I was gonna go to this convention on Cape Cod this weekend, but now, fuck it.  Here's how it went down:  When I registered, they told me we'd be discussing transportation.  Well, it...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 20:46:00 GMT

Gary Gygax is Dead

For those who haven't heard, Gary Gygax died recently, so I decided I'd pay my own tribute, with a song about the true nature of tabletop gaming(at least in my experience).(sung to the tune of Bauhaus...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:07:00 GMT