Not Cool |
In my failed effort to keep all things Paris Hilton out of my line of sight, I accidentally passed over a news report on MSNBC (Heaven forbid news stations broadcast news) and caught a shot of Big Nos...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 18:01:00 GMT |
Life is Beautiful |
So this girl I work with is graduating from Fordson High School in less than two weeks, and wants to audition a graduation speech for her class. She asked me for help, and I decided to write the...
Posted by on Sat, 19 May 2007 18:01:00 GMT |
YouTube Introspection |
This is pretty much the exact thought process used for the conception of Typing With One Hand.Enjoy.
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 22:28:00 GMT |
I Know How He Feels... |
Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 22:03:00 GMT |
Waking Up With Notes Taped To Your Forehead |
Last nite, Luke, his roommate, Erick, and I decided to ring in the Lent season with some debauchery. Since all of my recollections as to the goings-on have drifted from my circuits, I'm happy th...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 08:32:00 GMT |
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2006 SurveyAnswer the questions as they apply to the past year.BASICSAge you turned: 20Did you grow?: No; Anyone who tells you that penis enlargers work is full of shit.School/Work: HFCEverythingIM Sc...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 22:51:00 GMT |
Sarah Jessica Parker is Making Fun of Me... |
There's an ad on MySpace for St. Jude's Children's Hospital that is using me for promotional purposes. It questions why a toddler named Peter is limping. It wasn't an ear infection(with which I was or...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 12:50:00 GMT |
Posting Surveys as Blogs Gives Them Longer Shelf Life and Therefore More Hilarity(Thanks Lisa.) |
Fill this out about your SENIOR year of high school! The longer ago it was, the more fun the answers will be. if you're IN high school now...leave this one alone 1. Who was your best friend? Marc Bou...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 19:20:00 GMT |
The DaVinci Haikode |
Sometimes a good book should stay a good book, because
; it makes a bad fi...
Posted by on Mon, 22 May 2006 08:24:00 GMT |
Stronghold of Racism Stands Tall |
I am not a racist person. In fact, I am appalled that it is still even an issue in today's society. It sickens me to think that the first thing one individual migh...
Posted by on Tue, 16 May 2006 09:12:00 GMT |
