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Jason

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

The best thing that ever came out of Stevie Nicks’ dumb face were the “Landslide” lyrics. Other than that, she’s completely useless.You should get to know me because . . . I'm the skinniest sonofabitch in the New York City Fire Department. I'm also well versed in Buddhism, radical-right politics, The Smiths, English literature, natural selection, and varieties of mental retardation in children (I used to “counsel” / wrestle them, professionally – they were mostly big and violent- fed dairy and beef for every meal).

My Interests

I like Karaoke, batting cages, CSPAN

I'd like to meet:

Someone who thinks mood swings and lying are lame. I’m pretty even keel; drama is irritating. -A person with a sinister sense of humor, whom relishes a well-executed practical joke. -Someone who has an interest, albeit morbid, in politics and current affairs. Someone who is kind and can tolerate my bringing home kittens from time to time (I clean em up and then adopt those little bastards out - seasonally). –Someone who doesn’t think moving out into the country and having a farm someday is a nuts idea. –Somebody that doesn’t believe in "New Age" crap (i.e. reiki, Spirit guides, charkas) but is interested in them anyway. -Someone who thinks that the self-important hipsters are sometimes real pains in the rear. -That Israel is a pain the rear. -That being insecure is a pain in the rear.

Books:

The Dwarf by Par Lagerkvist

Heroes:

Leonard Cohen, F. Nietzsche, Pat Buchanan, Morrissey, Oscar Wilde, Michelle Foucault, and Ralph Nader.