Pink Sword Seraph

i am a seraph with a pink sword. there are none other like me, i am the only one. the reason i am so special is that noone else has this ability to weild this special pink sword i have. this sword is said to possess certain powers, such as: determining the spin of posies, fixing french lip gloss, and toasting the remainder. no one else can handle this... only me. thats why you should fear me. i have explained it to you now.