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Mr. Schwinn Fucking Armstrong

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About Me


I am worth $2,171,298.00 on HumanForSale.com For those of you that are short on change, I am willing to work out a payment plan. Of course, samples are always free. I don't really like trying to describe myself, but here are the basics. Im insanely crazy about music, movies, and clothes. Im extrememly sarcastic and think I make pretty good company. Generally I am a good listener so if you want to talk I wont just be sitting back idley by for my chance to talk. If you want to know more contact me, hit me up at foikness.

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My Interests

Playing kickball, going out dancing, enjoying a beverage at a good bar, listening to music, underwater basketweaving, dating octogenarians, relaxing with friends, playing basketball if i can find motivatioin. sleeping when I get a chance, anything fun so if you think of new things let me know.

I'd like to meet:

Intelligent, humorous, likeminded people. Someone really laid back that can just go with the flow. They must love music and movies, its just necessary if you want to relate to things.

Music:

Music is like oxygen, necessary... but country music is like napalm deadly.

Movies:

OK well if the fact that i own over 1000 movies tells you anything then I dont think I have to really say any more in here. Im a big horror nut, Im always looking for something new to scare me. If you insist some of the faves are SLC Punk, American History X, Anchorman, Old School, 40 Year Old Virgin.... I can keep going, but if you really care just ask me about it and well see if you can challenge me quote for quote.

Television:

I dont get much of a chance to watch TV, but when I do I like to watch Nip/Tuck, Sopranos, and Family Guy. I mean if its entertaining ill watch I dont really discriminate.

Books:

Websters Dictionary... i like to get a mental workout as well.

Heroes:

The inventor of the fluffer nutter sandwhich