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Elaine

Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!

About Me

My favourite subject! Well, not much to tell really. I'm a chocoholic, love my cat, kitten and puppy dog. A friend of mine says I love long-distance driving which I guess is correct but not in the sense that I long to be a trucker however a recent trip to a Devon gig and back again (to London) was quite fun. I really love my tiny house in Hemel Hempstead and adore both the rolling countryside and any kind of beach and the sea. My favourite part of Britain is North Devon and if you haven't ever been, you must. It's brilliant and somewhere everyone should experience.MySpace Backgrounds - Free Image Hosting

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I have a running urge to meet David Jason. I appreciate that he's probably not as hysterical in real life as his on-screen counterpart but I'd sure love to spend even five minutes chatting. As for Ewan McGregor and I, we're destined to be married and spend the rest of our lives together. He knows it. I know it. It's purely about time.

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Music:

I have such an eclectic taste in Music. Really. I love just about anything. I could name them all but it would be simpler to send you to hmv.co.uk

Movies:

Oh, I'm a sucker for a RomCom. I loved Moulin Rouge and Bridget Jones' Diary but also can't miss and oldie - Singin' In the Rain etc. Again, I'm pretty open to movies although will most definitely not thank you for making me sit through horror and thrillers. Saw? No thank you.

Television:

Oh another goodie. I love, Top Gear, Hustle, Friends, Poirot!!! Crikey, my minds gone blank. Will come back to this one later. Oh yes, Desperate Housewives. Um....

Books:

I'll read just about anything. Recently I was told that you have to take your age, minus it from 100 using that figure read that many pages into a book. If you can't get into it by then, you'll never get into it. I'm planning on giving it a try. Jilly Cooper - here I come.

Heroes:

Just my Mum. *warning - sob story alert* Mum died when I was 14 after a ten year battle with cancer. She was beautiful, funny, ambitious and my heroine. I still love her very much and miss her just about everyday. I want to make her proud in everything I do but must admit I worry about failing. *sob story ends*

My Blog

When my time comes...

Oh crikey... well it's one way to go...!? What is your Sexual Obituary?With glory in the doggie style position, Elaine died while in the sack with their lover, Scarlett Johansen.Elaine will be terribl...
Posted by Elaine on Mon, 07 May 2007 12:00:00 PST

Is The Stig really Jensen Button????

What do you think?  Watch the interview and listen carefully.... I reckon it is... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VihIf1Fi-BM...
Posted by Elaine on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 05:05:00 PST

New Car Please

Ok.  So you need a new car.  You seen an ad for a Fiat Punto - the mileage is low, it has a fsh, it's been lowered and the exhaust isn't tooo loud, but hey you take a look. The man...
Posted by Elaine on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 07:37:00 PST

Don't knock it, until you've tried it!

I've decided that I need a hobby  for too long now the television has become my best friend and the sofa permanently attached to my derriere.  So, I've got a whole list of them and I'm going to ...
Posted by Elaine on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 03:48:00 PST

Joke of the day.

Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Vauxhall Nova a shame? A. Because a Vauxhall Nova has 4 seats. ...
Posted by Elaine on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 07:23:00 PST

Never assume...

...cos it makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'. So, have been visiting friends in Kent this week.  My visit ended and it was time for me to head home.  I passed a petrol station and 'assumed' ...
Posted by Elaine on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 05:39:00 PST