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I am here for Friends

About Me



If I was a gun I'd bang the hell out of you.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

jerry seinfeld ♥ .. he's a genius.
♥ ellen. shes like the white funny gay oprah.
any cool people.. who want to have fun..

Rules to live by:


. He’s not that into you if he doesn’t make the first move.
. He’s not that into you if he doesn’t call you.
. He’s not that into you if he doesn’t ask you out by Wednesday for Saturday night.
. He’s not that into you if he only wants to see you during the week.
. He’s not that into you if he ends the date first.
. He’s not that into you if he asks you to split the check.
. He’s not that into you if he expects you to meet him half way or travel to him.
. He’s not that into you if he cancels a date more than once.
. He’s not that into you if he doesn’t ask you to be exclusive after sex.
. He’s not that into you if he hits on your girlfriend.
. He’s not that into you if he forgets your birthday.
. He’s not that into you if he doesn’t give you a romantic gift for Valentine’s Day.
. He’s not that into you if he doesn’t want to spend New Year’s eve with you.
. He’s not that into you if he breaks up with you.
. He’s not that into you if he talks about his ex.
. He’s not that into you if he doesn’t want to have sex.
. He's not that into you if he has a girlfriend.

My Blog

i like you...

And I wish that you knew or that I had the nerve to tell you.
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jun 2009 02:03:00 GMT

Check out this event: The Best New Years Party...EVER!!!

Hosted By: The Cool KidsWhen: Wednesday Dec 31, 2008 at 9:00 PMWhere Theo's HouseThe OasisTrampa, Florida|10 33614United StatesDescription:The Cool Kids Click Here To View Event
Posted by on Sat, 27 Dec 2008 01:55:00 GMT

Check out this event: The Best New Years Party...EVER!!!

Hosted By: The Cool KidsWhen: Wednesday Dec 31, 2008 at 9:00 PMWhere Theo's HouseThe OasisTrampa, FL 33614United StatesDescription:The Cool Kids Click Here To View Event
Posted by on Sat, 27 Dec 2008 01:19:00 GMT

Soooo fresh.

ok. So I officially have the best song ever on my profile!Go listen and then visithttp://www.myspace.com/keshaishot
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:12:00 GMT

OMFG

Gossip Girl is back on Monday Night!Watch the CW at 8pm!xoxo
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:05:00 GMT

Wilbär the polar bear

I want one. Pretty please buy me one. I will love you forever and ever.
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 07:20:00 GMT

If You Can’t Beat Naked Ladies, Join Naked Ladies.

So these are random phrases that came up when I typed certain things into a slogan generator...MikaelTell Them About The Mikael, Mummy.Snap! Crackle! Mikael!Let's Face The Music and Mikael.Reach Out a...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 05:47:00 GMT

My personality

I took a personality quiz and these are the results...Idealist Portrait of the Champion (ENFP)Like the other Idealists, Champions are rather rare, say two or three percent of the population, but even ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:28:00 GMT

my hero

ok so how long have I been telling yall he really is a hero????"Bizzaro" Jerry? Police are now calling him "Hero" Jerry.East Hampton’s police chief yesterday praised comedian Jerry Seinfeld for ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:24:00 GMT

Judge not, that you be not judged

What is a Christian?The definition of a Christian is a person who believes in Jesus Christ.I really think its sad that any one person thinks they have the right to say what standards one must meet to ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:16:00 GMT