I'd like to meet:
jerry seinfeld ♥ .. he's a genius.
♥ ellen. shes like the white funny gay oprah.
any cool people.. who want to have fun..
Rules to live by:
. He’s not that into you if he doesn’t make the first move.
. He’s not that into you if he doesn’t call you.
. He’s not that into you if he doesn’t ask you out by Wednesday for Saturday night.
. He’s not that into you if he only wants to see you during the week.
. He’s not that into you if he ends the date first.
. He’s not that into you if he asks you to split the check.
. He’s not that into you if he expects you to meet him half way or travel to him.
. He’s not that into you if he cancels a date more than once.
. He’s not that into you if he doesn’t ask you to be exclusive after sex.
. He’s not that into you if he hits on your girlfriend.
. He’s not that into you if he forgets your birthday.
. He’s not that into you if he doesn’t give you a romantic gift for Valentine’s Day.
. He’s not that into you if he doesn’t want to spend New Year’s eve with you.
. He’s not that into you if he breaks up with you.
. He’s not that into you if he talks about his ex.
. He’s not that into you if he doesn’t want to have sex.
. He's not that into you if he has a girlfriend.
