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Mark / "Captain Suicide"

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me


Theres not alot to know about me really. I'm a 22 year old guy from sunny Stoke-on-Trent who likes to have a good time like anybody else.

I have my pet hates as well as well as the things I like and aren't afraid to speak my mind. I am currently working as a 'Vehicle Graphic Applicator' although when I'm not at work I like to spend time with my amazing girlfriend Gemma, hanging in my room drawing and writing, or going to the pub with my best mates.

I dislike Chavs, 'Emo' kids, as they're just depressed Chavs who wear black (Cheer up, if the world hates you as much as you say, it's not for how you dress, it's because you're a cunt!), and people who think its fun to hit on people because they're smaller or weaker.

Thats pretty much me. If there's anything else you want to know, just ask me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


There are a number of people I would like to meet, past and present, all of whom have influenced me in some way or another.

I would like to meet Travis Barker, as in my opinion, he is one of the best drummers alive to day. I would also like to meet David Bowie and Robert Smith (The Cure), as they are the two biggest singer/songwriters to influence me musically.

Tim Burton is someone else who I would really like to meet, as he is one of the best film-makers and directors of our time. Finally, I would have liked the chance to meet some of the best writers and minds from the past and present, such as H.G. Wells, Edgar Allan Poe, Alan Moore, Will Eisner, and Frank Miller.

Also the guy who writes George W. Bush's speeches, because he is a comedy genius!

My Blog

30 Things Girls Should Know About Guys

30 Things Girls Should Know About Guys! *1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are. *2. No matter what YOU say, y...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 03:39:00 GMT

The Raven

The Raven Edgar Allen Poe Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 10:32:00 GMT

Scapegoat Required

Scapegoat Required *** New Position *** Departmental Scapegoat We invite Applications from suitable people for the position of Departmental Scapegoat. The Scapegoat will be expected to be avail...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 11:46:00 GMT