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jasonpaulseymour

About Me

I'm small, furry and cute but piss me off and the sharp claws and teeth come out! I wish I was a Badger - No-one would fuck with me then.

My Interests

stupid question - Nuts!

I'd like to meet:

Squirrel Nutkin; Rocky (& Bullwinkle); Secret Squirrel; Mr Tufty

Music:

Just the call of the wild is good enough for me. Although i do like 'Squirrel and G-man' by the Happy Mondays, 'Wild Wood' by Paul Weller and 'Born to be Wild' by Steppenwolf. Oh, and New Order

Movies:

Yeah, right - and we'll all go to watch them in the little squirrel cinema in the trunk of the big tree by the lake. Get real.

Television:

WTF????? You think I have electricity in my woods? This ain't some upmarket 'Eco - Lifestyle Community' you know. You want that, go talk to the Hair Bear Bunch. (For those under 30 that ain't a misspelling - mention the Care Bear Fuckers an' I'll scratch yer face to a bloody pulp.

Books:

Make a nice nest.

Heroes:

I'm only 8 inches tall - I look up to everybody