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Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"work as if it was your first day forgive as soon as possible love without boundaries laugh without control and never stop smiling even if you don't know the reason.Oftentimes we say goodbye to the person we love without wanting to. Though that doesn’t mean that we've stopped loving them or we've stopped to care. Sometimes goodbye is a painful way to say I love you.One day you'll love me, the way I loved you. One day you'll think of me the way I thought of you. One day you'll cry for me, the way I cried for you. One day you'll want me, but I won't want you.Real tears are not those that fall from the eyes and cover the face, but those that fall from the heart and cover the soul.Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option.HELLO.. Im Kelly.. Im a 48 year old smartass... independent intelligent and I Am funnier than hell... I can be foul & quite blunt and if it offends someone, no apologies,Step off my train track or I'll run your ass over... I adore my friends ,my kids and my life... I make people laugh .... I've been through hell and back and God Damn ...Im still standing!! Life throws you curveballs and with the right perspective I can turn it into some of the funniest shit you will ever hear!! AND I DO BELIEVE IN KARMA...I've seen it...ask my ex's.... They have gotten thier asses nailed by it!! HARD....L • I • B • R • A • : The Freak in the BedVery pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! AMAZING IN BED..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna fuck with...u might end up crying... The most irresistible. Rare 2 find. Funny. Talkative. Erotic. Smart. Loves sports. Gets what he/she wants. Loves to be in a relationship.

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Shattered........

Innocents ShatteredDarkness enveloped me Pain and darkness filled my heart Deepened by emotions Tormented from the very start. Fear left unspoken Shattered by betrayal Innocence is broken. Its all ju...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 06:48:00 GMT

YOUR SO VAIN.... Ill bet you think this blog is about you

LOL... well... ITS NOT!!!!!  LMFAO....
Posted by on Sun, 14 Dec 2008 20:14:00 GMT

KILLING IN THE NAME OF...RETAIL PROFIT

BLACK FRIDAY... Boy I'll say!! What the fuck is wrong with people??? I sat in HORROR watching the news and just had to vent........ Killing each other over some discounted bargain??? once again people...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 16:35:00 GMT

THANKSGIVING...BLEAH!!!!

My Thanksgiving has been canceled... My daughter is very very sick :( we are quarantined... Poor babes... breaks my heart.so Im making the best of it..YUP..Im having fruit loops for thanksgivingThe re...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:05:00 GMT

The warning shot...this’ll kill ya : D...

Subject: The Chili I went grocery shopping recently while not being altogether sure thatcourse of action was a wise one. You see, the previous evening I hadprepared and consumed a massive quantity ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 04:07:00 GMT

MAN...this still kills me....

Texas Chili ContestWarning - If you can read this whole story without laughing out loud, then  there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end.Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 03:37:00 GMT

SURVEY SEZ...LMAO...

1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? Wrapping Paper ..birthday wrap...babyshower paper...I thought the ducks with hats on em were kinda christamasy..and the birthday wrap had meaning... 2. Real tree or Art...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 23:53:00 GMT

FKN NEIGHBORS!!!

I will be moving!! THANK GOD!! I have lived in my house for 10 years and am looking forward to getting the fuck out of here!!  I call my street the nightmare on Gilpin street and I am encased in ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:30:00 GMT

TENJOONBERRYMUDS !!!!!

  : Tenjooberrymuds   By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND TENJOOBERRYMUDS...   In order to continue getting by in America (our home land), we all need to lear...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 02:08:00 GMT

whos the idiot....

Who is the idiot that stated "ITS BETTER TO HAVE LOVED AND LOST , THEN TO HAVE NEVER LOVED AT ALL"..Who the fuck are you kidding!! seriously... im starting to think quite the opposite...if you never l...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 12:35:00 GMT