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MATTRESS

I am here for Friends

About Me

You want to know about me? Well here's something, I like to fuck alot. Umm..I smoke crack and choke myself while beating off to babies in a blender. Ahha I beat puppies to death with kittens. Oh, I like to go seal clubbing on the weekends. I'm a big fan of selling children as slaves. I used to own my own meth labs, till they exploded due to the kids messing with the chemicals..damn kids. Ah..lets see..Big fan of hitting women, best past time ever smacking some hoes. You got to understand sometimes these Bitches got to be tought. Killing sluts and whores are a big one also. Most are dead inside already anyways. Stealing from the tax payers is always fun! Thanks again for the unemployment and workmens comp checks! Slippin chicks a roofie is fun. Damn what else can I think of...oh yeah I attend church on sundays. Well thats about it.

My Interests

Interests huh? What kinda shit is interesting to me..well lets see, alot of shit sparks my interests, shit like interesting points of view on different shit. What really stirs my interest woulde have to be Strippers. God gave 'em a body for free and I pay to see it..how's that work?

I'd like to meet:

Anyone down to have a hell of a good time. Cause that's what lifes about. Mostly strippers thou.

Music:

Music? I'm down with a lot of different types. Not so much with manufactured music. Mostly Death metal, hard core...yadda yadda yaddaa and so on and so fourth.

Movies:

Lots of kung fu style movies. Shit like Enter the dragon, Iron monkey, Hero. Bondock saints is a classic. Where the Buffalo roam is fucking awsome. Can't name 'em all. crazy shit to.

Television:

Television? T.V Is americas greatest waste of time. You like watching the glorification of being a whore, a fucking fake piece of shit? You can stand there and say yes I like to watch shows about people who should be fucking shunned? Well two words..FUCK YOU.

Books:

Don't read to well, can't spell either.

Heroes:

Do I have heros? Well Of course, My father for one, He's taught me alot about life and how to make it through with my head held high. Another has to be my brother, took me under his wing during a hard time during my life. My boy taber Dudes seen and been through more shit with me then any other livin soul. And yes my sister laure for callin me every available curse in the books.

My Blog

Another year down

So as I sit here and think back over the last year and what has occured two words come to my mind...SHIT SHOW. Yes no two other words could possibly discribe how this year has gone. Not only in my own...
Posted by MATTRESS on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:15:00 PST

why not

Honestly I'm not sure what the hell a blog really is used for, besides I guess to see what people bitch about. Even the word is off setting..I mean it's a fucking ugly word, Blog? What the hell does i...
Posted by MATTRESS on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 07:46:00 PST

Fuck off

This is my blog fuck off and kiss my lazy harry ass. That's all I'll say to all you.
Posted by MATTRESS on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 09:48:00 PST