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The Prez

a baseball bat is as good as a key.

About Me

I just moved to Seattle. Where I know no-one. But its pretty, there are trees, and it doesn't feel like I'm getting lung cancer just from breathing. Bit of an improvement from LA.


I happen to be incredibly awesome, and I'm always down to talk to new people, but I don't want to meet you for a quick fuck, nor do I need you writing me to tell me how "hot" I am or what you'd like to do to me. I'm not interested in meeting people off the internet to get laid, thanks.

My Interests

fancy boots, pirates, mohawks, boys with mohawks, girls with mohawks, goats with mohawks, pants, monkeys, boys with pants, breaking things, hitler's moustache, horribly scented cheeses, cottage cheese thighs

I'd like to meet:

Your mom. For tea, of course.
Tu preferais pas baiser un cadavre?

If you have music I havent heard/heard of for me to listen to, I'll like you. More so if it happens to not be shitty music. Recommend something!

Music:

You've never even heard of any of the bands I listen to. I'm THAT cool.

Books:

Sci-fi! I'll read anything, actually. ANYTHING. even what I just wrote.

Heroes:

uhhh... batman? duh.

My Blog

boredom revisited

seriously. i am. one word answers!1. Where is your cell phone? ..............flooring2. Your significant other?..................boring3. Your hair...............................frizzy4. Your...
Posted by The Prez on Sun, 25 May 2008 01:49:00 PST

omfg omfg omfg!!!

play it!!!!!!!!!!!http://www.douglasadams.com/creations/infocom.p hpplayitplayitplayitplayitplayitplayitplayit!its a piece of my childhood... *sniff*
Posted by The Prez on Wed, 21 May 2008 08:37:00 PST

brown chicken brown cow

its a joke. you wouldn't get it. unless you've heard it before, in which case i applaud you. literally. seriously, the people at the coffee shop i'm at are pretty confused because i'm clapping.it sme...
Posted by The Prez on Sun, 04 May 2008 11:41:00 PST

the news doesn’t pause on sunday

the world doesn't pause on sunday.
Posted by The Prez on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 09:06:00 PST

i <3 youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRpm8RN1c18
Posted by The Prez on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:45:00 PST

santa barbara

is amazing. was amazing. it was non-stop, one way, 24/7 greenpeace action.     go rainbow trout warriors! stopping fishilus!
Posted by The Prez on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 10:10:00 PST

countdown to seattle!

1 month from yesterday!   i need to pack.
Posted by The Prez on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:38:00 PST

For anyone who didn’t know

I’m moving to seattle at the end of next month. For a few months.   Unless I love it. Then probably forever. Regardless, not coming back to LA any time soon. New York is looking better ev...
Posted by The Prez on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:37:00 PST

you know..

when you see something beautiful, like a clean sunrise, in somewhere it doesn’t ever happen, like LA? thats kind of what its like when i’m listening to you.
Posted by The Prez on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:09:00 PST

good ol dave

its fucking coldnot as cold as it is at the bus stop though.   also, i'm awesome. (whatevs.)
Posted by The Prez on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:36:00 PST