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Nazi Flavored Cunt Waffle * Yep thats me:)*

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About Me

I am 17 and soon to be 18, natural blonde and everyone can tell! i love to be with the people that i consider close to me, like my (Beautiful,Wonderful, Sexy,Not yours) BOYFRIEND Mike, or Kendra, my best(est) friend, or friends that i havn't seen in years, im into body modification, piercings, tattoos and what not, i have a few myself, and hopefully lots more as time goes on, i LOve big ass lifted trucks that go and romp in the mud all damn day long, and im beginning to be interested in the little sporty quick as shit ricers, i want to learn to drift, but i dont think i can trust myself with doing that now, i AM a metal head, but i listen to rap and hip hop and shit for the beats, i love the bass, and loud ear shattering music is all i'll stand :) i try to be a friendly person but i have my moments, (just like everyone else) I consider myself a bitch but that doesnt mean you can call me one. I am very opinionated, im stubborn, i get bossy, im headstrong, i dont listen to other people, i like to find things out on my own, i try to be as honest as possible, but i quite often keep my mouth shut in situitations, i am NOT what someone else wants me to be, i am who i am, im HAPPY and PROUD of who i have turned out to be.. and really .. i could give a fuck less what you think.. or what you have to say.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ms. Sarah Lacey Sward
Birthday: Aug. 12 1989
Birthplace: Kenosha
Current Location: Kenosha
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: (Natural) Blonde Bitches
Height: around 5'2 and 1'2
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: GERMAN,FINNISH,POLISH,ENGLISH,IRISH. IM white bitches :)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Circa
Your Weakness: meh? i have more than one, my BOYFRIENDS kisses
Your Fears: cant tell ya that one :)
Your Perfect Pizza: meatlovers, with extra cheese:)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get something done with myself
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i dont use instant messenger
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck.. back to bed.. fuck get up you lazy bitch! cigarettes are by the screen door
Your Best Physical Feature: I would say my eyes.. someone else may have a diffrent opinion
Your Bedtime: whenever i crawl into bed
Your Most Missed Memory: The last time i seen my dad i was about 8
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: wendys, or culvers
Single or Group Dates: their both good when the time is right
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton sun raspberry tea... homebrewed bitch
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea.. but cappuccinos good
Do you Smoke: why yes i do
Do you Swear: no.. me.. never
Do you Sing: when the musics so loud that no one else can hear me
Do you Shower Daily: i try, usually every other day at most
Have you Been in Love: im in love right now
Do you want to go to College: someday
Do you want to get Married: yeah
Do you belive in yourself: depends on the situitation
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: to an extent, a little something could be done here and there
Are you a Health Freak: no way..
Do you get along with your Parents: i get along with my mom better than anyone else with an actual teen parent relationship
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep, accept when i get woken up in the middle of the night becuuse my house is shaking
Do you play an Instrument: id kill to learn
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i dont remember
In the past month have you Smoked: yes i smoke everyday
In the past month have you been on Drugs: oh wouldnt you love to know
In the past month have you gone on a Date: a date is way too played out, i see my man every day and we have a great time with each other, thats more than enough for me
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i dont think so
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, plus i only eat them with peanut butter
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, i will one day try it though
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope, stage frights a bitch
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no.. too many black people in my area
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: at more than one point in time
Ever been called a Tease: maybe?
Ever been Beaten up: no, wresteling with my boyfriend, i can never win
Ever Shoplifted: ... sings... my eyes have seen the glory of the trampeling at the zoo... so on and so forth...
How do you want to Die: i dont know really.. doing somehting i love i guess
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i have a long time to think about that one.
What country would you most like to Visit: i dont know.. i'd love to travel the world someday
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont matter.. as long as their pretty
Favourite Hair Color: i dont like hair!! CLEAN SHAVEN DOWN TO THE FUCKING SCALP BITCHES
Short or Long Hair: i prefer shorter now
Height: just please be taller than me
Weight: whatever
Best Clothing Style: whatevers most comfortable for you
Number of Drugs I have taken: who counts shit like that?
Number of CDs I own: i dont care to count them.. but i know exactly where every one is
Number of Piercings: 10
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: if you never regret you never learn.. thats all i have to say
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! What Personality Disorder Are You?..
.. You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!

Rocker, Mosher


65%

Goth


50%

Skater


40%

Emo


35%

Prepy


30%

Trendy


20%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


10%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy E.c.t
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My Interests

love, family, photography, music, movies, drugs, sex, rock and roll, bass, trucks, cars, kitties, tree, future career ( _insert here_ ) someday, silver jewelry, SOFTBALL IS MY GAME BITCHES, marlboro reds in a box, fire, fireworks, the smell of fresh cut grass, the smell of sulphur, my house when im the only one home, and a hell of alot more

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I'd like to meet:

No idea..i can say all my fav. bands and actors and authors and all that shit, but i'd be wasting my time, in all reality, i would love for my dad to come back so my brother and i could build a relationship with him, and maybe forget what it's like to grow up without a dad, but thats only a wish, and no it wont happen. One person that i think i would like to meet, Carlos Santana and maybe get a guitar lesson :) ??

Music:


I listen to alot of diffrent types of music. I mostly listen to metal, rap, and pretty much whatever i feel like.

Movies:

BLOW...great movie, Interview with the vampire, the butterfly effect, constantine, the crow, bram stokers dracula, walking tall,house on haunted hill,saw(1.2.3),secret window,haha any invader zim movie,resident evil apocolypse,face off,elf,any Stephen King movie,Stand by me,the good son,Radio,U571,K19 The Widowmaker,Black Hawk Down,Silence of the Lambs,The shining,gremlins,girl interrupted,american history x, the nightmanre before christmas, house of 1000 corpses( i still love that damn movie)a movie called boogie nights.. its fucking weird,fight club,EDWARD SCISSORS HANDS omfg.. i think thats how its spelt,joe dirt,the green mile,oh brother where art thou?,moulon rouge,the last samari,i'll admit that the lord of the ring movies were cool,PLEASURABLE PIERCINGS vol.2 BELOW THE BELT! the little rascals, alice in wonderland( real life and cartoon version), cradle of fear, fantasia, 300, Blood Diamond, The persuit of happiness, a video of me singing a free willy song by michael jackson when i was like 5, employee of the month, any comedy, any horror, any movie i'll probably watch at least once

Television:

discovery+ discovery health, animal planet, vh1, mtv, cmt, cartoon network, food network, style

Books:

the Da Vinci code, the stand, the talisman, the curt cobain journals, one who flew over the coo-coo's nest,FINAL EXIT "The Practicalities of Self-Deliverance and Assisted Suicide for the Dying", an sneaky pie brown books, the entire trial of Charles Manson( I STILL HAVENT READ THE WHOLE THING, ITS LIKE OVER 14 HOURS OR SOMETHING )i like to read alot of diffrent things.. so fuck it.. anyone got any suggestions???

Heroes:

my mommy.... and the crazy fuckers that pull this shit off! :)Sandal Skating

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My Blog

my ex boyfriend died yesterday...

and i still dont know how i feel about it, Im most definatly sad. But im in pure fucking shock.  Goodbye Paul A.G
Posted by Nazi Flavored Cunt Waffle * Yep thats me:)* on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 05:02:00 PST

What.. over a year now?

I guess it has been that long, well whats new and going on with me? i have my love, the one ive wanted for i dont know how long, if ya know me, you know who it is, if not.. well then your fucked, i wa...
Posted by Nazi Flavored Cunt Waffle * Yep thats me:)* on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 12:26:00 PST

Um... The last six months of my life? meh fuck it who knows

well i dont come on here often, and i just realized that its been like six fucking months since i written anything in here, so yet again.. im going to pour my heart out and type it across a fucki...
Posted by Nazi Flavored Cunt Waffle * Yep thats me:)* on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 08:09:00 PST

Everything thats been going on lately...

well yeah, i havent written anything in here in a really long ass time.. so i figure pour my heart out and in a few months do it again haha.. well at the moment things could be better.. im sick as hel...
Posted by Nazi Flavored Cunt Waffle * Yep thats me:)* on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 01:07:00 PST

god damn little mood swings

so yeah.. fucking mood swings.. just little things piss me off now, and im really getting sick of it.. im sick of hearing the rumors about me.. there not even good.. just fucking retarded.. get a god ...
Posted by Nazi Flavored Cunt Waffle * Yep thats me:)* on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 09:19:00 PST

damitt im pissed

god damitt... people need to learn not to fuckign cheat!! you fucked over yet again another fuckign person you god damn dog.. what the fuck.. you serisouly need to fucking learn a lesson..GROW THE FUC...
Posted by Nazi Flavored Cunt Waffle * Yep thats me:)* on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 10:53:00 PST

It's all good...

Take another motherfucking hit of LSD Let all the love inside the world belong to you Well, I can't understand just why you went away Too young to feel the pain & bitterness of love Well, I can ne...
Posted by Nazi Flavored Cunt Waffle * Yep thats me:)* on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 01:11:00 PST

Reva's poor little ears_+_+_ DONT WEAR CHAOS PLUGS.....

aww i felt so bad.. you really havn't a clue, well reva had double zero gauge earrings in her ears last night, and she had just recently gotten tripple zero chaos plugs from her boyfriend chris for he...
Posted by Nazi Flavored Cunt Waffle * Yep thats me:)* on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 07:10:00 PST

Birthday

haha well that explains it.. last friday was my birthday..(happy birthday to me!!) and it wasnt all too bad.. i got my tattoo.. and i love it although i think i want my purple re-done.. the dells.. wo...
Posted by Nazi Flavored Cunt Waffle * Yep thats me:)* on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 11:04:00 PST

fuck you all

im serious.. fuck everyone.. fuck this shit.. fuck you.. you ungreatfull little piece of shit.. fuck my space.. fuck the world..
Posted by Nazi Flavored Cunt Waffle * Yep thats me:)* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST