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Patrick, the bard to be

I can resist everything except temptation.

About Me

Ok, so hi, I'm Patrick, and i hate talking about myself, so if you wanna know about me, ask. If ya wanna add me as a buddy, also send me a message introducing yourself and why ya wanna be my buddy. APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes love in a way that only their lover can understand.
What Makes You.. by SheBangs12
Your name?
Your gender?
What makes you sexy? Everything
What makes you pretty? Everything
What makes you loveable? How cute you are
What makes you fun? Everything about you!
What makes you irresistable? Your voice
What makes you cute? The way you walk
You Are a Passionate Kisser
You are the most likely type to kiss a sexy stranger
Your kissing style is unpredictable and free spirited
You could kiss anyone at a drop of a hat
It's all about where your passion leads you What's Your Kissing Style?
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Patrick's Lurgy
Cause: influence of the Devil
Symptoms: crossed eyes, face blurring when photographed, howling at the moon, whistling
Cure: sex
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Patrick, Patches, Lynx Boy, Stripper (god that was funny), Spikey, Sadistic Seme Vampiric Lynx, and some others
Birthday: April 25
Birthplace: Earth
Current Location: My room
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: dark brown with blond patches, bvut I'm growing my hair out, it's now just about shoulder length, so the blond 'patches' have become streaks.
Height: 5' 11.75"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Celtic and a lot of other stuff
The Shoes You Wore Today: Boots
Your Weakness: reading and social interaction
Your Fears: hights and needles
Your Perfect Pizza: meat lovers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: become less shy
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: kk, lol, ^_^
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why's it so cold? Oh, right, I'm naked.
Your Best Physical Feature: my 7.5 inches? ^_~ (no joke)
Your Bedtime: 10 pm school nights, 11-2 on weekends
Your Most Missed Memory: back when i wasn't shy around girls
Pepsi or Coke: meh
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: I'll take what i can get
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: um.....Lipton Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuckin' hell yeah
Do you Sing: Only every chance I get!
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: oh yeah
Do you want to go to College: How am I suppose to become a teacher if I don't?
Do you want to get Married: dunno, i know i want to eventually settle down, but i don't know if i want marrige (though probably not)
Do you belive in yourself: ..........in math yes, in social situations. no
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope, never
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: Fuck no! *eating a large leg of meat straight off the bone*
Do you get along with your Parents: meh, Da more than Mom
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES!
Do you play an Instrument: no, i just sing, but I'm gonna take guitar classes second semester through school.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: I've never smoked
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I wish
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, but I was in my school's play of To Kill A Mockingbird in November, and we're in rehersals for Journey to Bambooloo right now
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: the pool's closed *tear*
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: depends, who's asking?
Ever been Drunk: drunk? no
Ever been called a Tease: uh.....no. All parties involved knew the flirting was just for fun
Ever been Beaten up: yup
Ever Shoplifted: .........................great weather we're having, isn't it?
How do you want to Die: go to sleep, preferably happy, and just never wake up, y'know?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a teacher, math and/or Sped
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland and the Highlands of Scotland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don't care
Favourite Hair Color: don't care
Short or Long Hair: either. I happen to be partial to long haired girls, but it's a bit annoying when the hair gets in the way of...oh...say, a good make out session. Trust me, hair doesn't usually tast good.
Height: close to my hight
Weight: a healthy weight
Best Clothing Style: *shrug*
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: 54-ish...i think
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I'd rather not count
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My Interests

Music, chatting, AIM (if you want my sn, message me), movies, French and Indian War reenactments (I'm with the 78th [Fraser's Highlanders] Regiment of Foot), D&D, video games, card games, hanging out, surfing the internet, TV, etc. I just like having a good time.

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Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero Name Caffeine Boy
Super Power Incredible Stamina
Enemy The Ex-Girlfriend
Mode Of Transportation Giant Hamster Named Skippy
Weapon Beer Bottle

You scored as Lust.

Lust


94%

Wrath


88%

Sloth


81%

Greed


38%

Pride


38%

Envy


19%

Gluttony


19%
Seven deadly sins
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You scored as Red. Just like Red, you fit most catergories. Red can be used to describe danger, and danger is what you are all about. You possibly tend not to follow the rules, are not afraid of most things and know exactly what you want. Red can also be described as the color of 'love' and this is your weakness. You are an absolute sucker for romance and your usual stubborn shell falls when in the presense of someone you like. You are passionate, beautiful and alluring to the eye.

Red


89%

Blue


72%

Green


67%

Black


55%

Yellow


45%

Pink


44%

Orange


39%

Purple


39%

White


33%
Which Colour Represents You???
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.. You scored as The Mad Hatter. In the simplest terms, you're crazy. You usually go off on tangents when you're talking, and forget what you were talking about to begin with. You love riddles, and of course, tea.

Tweedle Dee & Dum


81%

Queen of Hearts


81%

The Mad Hatter


81%

Alice


75%

Cheshire Cat


75%

Caterpillar


63%

White Rabbit


50%
Which Alice in Wonderland Character are YOU?
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What Aura Colour Are You?

Blue
Blue auras express creativity. People with blue auras usually have a strong attraction to rhythm in music, art and poetry. You love to express yourself in your creations and art. People with blue auras usually are great teachers and great public speakers.

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I'd like to meet:

Friends: kind, funny, accepts me for me, you know, that kindda shit.


You scored as personality. Hopefully whoever you end up with will be attractive, but you choose your women based upon how funny they are and if you can talk to them on the phone for hours and feel like you only just started talking except that your hand is tired and your ear is sore from pressing the phone so close.

personality


88%

The space between the legs


79%

Mouth man


75%

an eyes person


67%

Breast Guy


63%

Ass man


58%
What are you attracted to in a girl
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Quiz Galaxy Predicts that Patrick's Last Words Will Be...

"Life is too short to think things through"

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You scored as Dragon. You are a dragon. You very, VERY easily angered and are extremely protective. Take a chill pill and stop running around breathing fire on people. Chances are they're only trying to help you...

Dragon


100%

Faerie


92%

Goddess


75%

Sorceress


75%

Elf


75%

Drow


58%

Wolf


50%

Shadow Spirit


42%

Vampyre


25%

Zombie


17%
What ancient breed are you?
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Music:

Trad. Celtic- Glengarry Bhoys, Silly Wizards, Ed Miller, The chieftains, Flogging Molly, Christy Moore, Greyloch, and others. non-Trad.- Oldies (60's and 70's), Bipolar, Nickelback, Godsmack, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Cat Stevens, 40s music, 80's music, Simple Plan, Rammstein, Eisbrecher, and others (see friends for some of the others)
Without You - Ohne Dich Lyrics ..

Movies:

Real Ninja



"Oh Mister Sandman, send me a dream. Make him the cutest that I've ever seen." "I love you. You love me. We're all one big family" "I'm not wearing underwear today!" I love Horror! Everything's good, I'm easy. The Rocky Horror Picture Show is one of the greatest movies of all time! As is Clockwork Orange!

Television:

Coupling, the Simpsons, Lost, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Monty Pythong's Flying Circus, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Bones, Prison Break, and some othersno cable and satlelite (sp?), just braodcast tv :(

Books:

Horror, fantasy, mystery, anything bloody and gorey
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Your dashing good looks
Your Favorite Target: School-children
Your Kill Count: 1,850,390,292
Your Battle Cry: "Allow me to molest your face with this rod!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 0
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $170,885,821,301,836
Your Homocidal Insanity Level: 79%

Heroes:


You scored as Locke. You're Locke! People underestimate you, but you know you can do anything you want to. You hate limits being put on your life - you don't like it when people don't believe in you.

Locke


100%

Kate


88%

Shannon


69%

Charlie


69%

Boone


63%

Sayid


63%

Jin


56%

Claire


56%

Michael


38%

Sun


38%

Hurley


25%

Sawyer


19%

Jack


19%
Who is your "Lost" alter ego?
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My Blog

Prom & After

So, Weds night was Prom, which I went to stag. That was followed by the After Prom breakfast until 5am Thursday morning.All I have to say is: freaken awsome! I so cut loose. I don't know what is was, ...
Posted by Patrick, the bard to be on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 11:20:00 PST

Something No One Will Read

Why Do I Cry? Why do I cry? Tears never to be seen. I cry because& &*sigh* I cry because& I’m alone. I’m alone, and scared inside. I’m alone and hurt inside.   No matt...
Posted by Patrick, the bard to be on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:25:00 PST

As Time Goes By

As Time Goes By music and words by Herman Hupfeld     [This day and age we're living in Gives cause for apprehension With speed and new invention And things like fourth dimension. &...
Posted by Patrick, the bard to be on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 05:42:00 PST

My Toes Hurt........So Does The Small Of My Back....

So, I discovered something that's suprisingly fun today: Running through snow. The snow ranged from packed to loose, ankle deep to knee deep. It was cold, but fun and oddly invigorating
Posted by Patrick, the bard to be on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 02:15:00 PST

Carrot

So, for AB this year, i'm hoping to go as Carrot from Sorcerer Hunters. Any one got any ideas on what the hell I should do for his sword?
Posted by Patrick, the bard to be on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 01:30:00 PST

I Wounder

what would you do if?1. I was right next to you:2. I kissed you:3. I lived next door to you:4. I started smoking:5. I was hospitalized:6. I was drunk:7. i hugged u8. I asked you to leave:what do you t...
Posted by Patrick, the bard to be on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 01:20:00 PST

Do it, please? Im bored and this might just lighten up my day

Please, don't lie.   BASICS:Name:Age:Location:Height:Hair (color and style):Eyes:Piercings/tattoos:OTHER:1. Where would we go on dates?:2. Who is your idol?3. Do you drink/smoke/drugs?:4. Do you ...
Posted by Patrick, the bard to be on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 04:25:00 PST

Not That Anyone’ll Read This

Monday night was fucken awesome! I went up to Portland to go to an all age concert with my cuz Bobby. We saw, most notabley, The Pubcrawlers (who I got to hangout with a bit, because Bobby's known one...
Posted by Patrick, the bard to be on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:41:00 PST

Questions

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. ...
Posted by Patrick, the bard to be on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:00:00 PST

Directions to The Fort at Number 4

Directions to The Fort at Number 4: (where I do two or three reenactments a year) Take Route 3 North out of ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Massachusetts ...
Posted by Patrick, the bard to be on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 07:13:00 PST