Sailing, Drinking, Porn, Pootnani, Pro Wrestling, www.theblackforge.net, Scedual I&II narcotics, explosives, coil counts, The underground, smuggling techiquneques, golf, organic genitic manuplation, true crime, writing, romhustler.net, palm reading, narcotic delivery methods, closing methods, Tower Defence, collecting remixes, that fucking Katamari game, gardening, masturbation techniques, journal writing, politics, the 3 inch punch, wakeboarding, spelunking, hypnotisim, judo, woodworking, detoxification methods, yoga, tax shelters, scrabble, emulators, diamond appraisal, knitting, reading body language, 7 card stud, posting fake resumes on Monster.com, photography, stealing cable, the history of Los Angeles, Adrienne, cooking, eternaly fixing my computer, cat burgerly, competive eating, competive eating, Jomon culture, small motor repair, raving, Thread counts, Homebrew beer, automobile electric systems, Alverado and Columbus street, alternitve fuel sources, producing movies, and all types of ill shit
The Who, Mike Patton's bands, Avenue D, Subhumans, Peaches, Miss Kitten, Psionic, Bad Religon, DJ Venom, Turbonegro, Matisyahu, Fisherspooner, SOD, Mochipet, Pan-fucking-tera, Joe Cocker, Butthole Surfers, N.E.R.D., Rabbit in the Moon, Alice in Chains, Slayer, Sarah Maclaughlin, Mount Sims, NOFX, La Tigra, Andrew W.K., Placibo, The B-52's, M.I.A., The Faint, Death in Vegas, Narles Barkley, Digital Leather, The Cutters, Green Jello, Monster Magnet, The Bloodhound Gang, REM, Princess Superstar, Mochipet, Placebo, AFI, Mindless Self Indulgence, Prince, Neophite, White Zombie, Phil Collins, Green Day, Blastprone, Slipknot, Styles of Beyond, and others you have never herd of because of that fucking Clear Chanell
Zoolander, Flash Gordon, Tommy, Robocop, Billy Madison, The Graduate, The Royal Tennenbaums, Evil Dead, The Naked Gun, The Faculty, Caddyshack, Underworld, Lilo & Stich, Ginger Snaps, The Big Leboski, Starship Troopers, The Jerk, UHF, Shawn of the Dead, Angus (I'm still here asshole!!!), Ninja Scroll, Flesh for the Beast, They Live, Magnolia, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Bubble Boy, Napoleon Dynamite, and that movie about that guy I saw on HBO last week.
I have 3 of them. I use them as backups if I burn out a lightbulb.
***READ EVERYTHING BY TIM DORSEY 5 TIMES***One flew over the Cucokos Nest, Johnny got his Gun, Red Mars, Florida Roadkill, Blood Music, Portnoy's Complaint, Have a Nice Day!, The Bumble Bee flys Anaways, Endar's Game, Rendezvous with Ranma, Anarchists Cookbook, PHIKaL, Eon, Are you there God? It's me, Margret. Carrie, Moving Mars, Fear and Lothing in Las Vegas, Rendezvous With Rama, The Art of War.
Fuck heroes, save yourself.