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anotherlogan

My tequila is strong and my beer potent

About Me

I have an unhealthy obsession with buffalo chicken. I hang a wing from my rearview mirror as an air freshener (no joke). I carve my soap to look like a wing and I cure it in Frank's Red Hot and BBQ to get it to smell right. I love having that smell on me. I guess I have a buffalo chicken fetish. I refuse to have sex with my girlfriend unless we use buffalo chicken for fore-play. I once lathered her breast with it and licked it off. This turned me on so much that I did it all the time. After the 5th time she complained that it was irritating her nipples so we had to stop. Whenever I burp or am in one room for too long it begins to smell like buffalo chicken. I keep sending letters to Winchel's about how they need a hot buffalo chicken donut but they never write back.

My Interests

Sailing, Drinking, Porn, Pootnani, Pro Wrestling, www.theblackforge.net, Scedual I&II narcotics, explosives, coil counts, The underground, smuggling techiquneques, golf, organic genitic manuplation, true crime, writing, romhustler.net, palm reading, narcotic delivery methods, closing methods, Tower Defence, collecting remixes, that fucking Katamari game, gardening, masturbation techniques, journal writing, politics, the 3 inch punch, wakeboarding, spelunking, hypnotisim, judo, woodworking, detoxification methods, yoga, tax shelters, scrabble, emulators, diamond appraisal, knitting, reading body language, 7 card stud, posting fake resumes on Monster.com, photography, stealing cable, the history of Los Angeles, Adrienne, cooking, eternaly fixing my computer, cat burgerly, competive eating, competive eating, Jomon culture, small motor repair, raving, Thread counts, Homebrew beer, automobile electric systems, Alverado and Columbus street, alternitve fuel sources, producing movies, and all types of ill shit

Music:

The Who, Mike Patton's bands, Avenue D, Subhumans, Peaches, Miss Kitten, Psionic, Bad Religon, DJ Venom, Turbonegro, Matisyahu, Fisherspooner, SOD, Mochipet, Pan-fucking-tera, Joe Cocker, Butthole Surfers, N.E.R.D., Rabbit in the Moon, Alice in Chains, Slayer, Sarah Maclaughlin, Mount Sims, NOFX, La Tigra, Andrew W.K., Placibo, The B-52's, M.I.A., The Faint, Death in Vegas, Narles Barkley, Digital Leather, The Cutters, Green Jello, Monster Magnet, The Bloodhound Gang, REM, Princess Superstar, Mochipet, Placebo, AFI, Mindless Self Indulgence, Prince, Neophite, White Zombie, Phil Collins, Green Day, Blastprone, Slipknot, Styles of Beyond, and others you have never herd of because of that fucking Clear Chanell

Movies:

Zoolander, Flash Gordon, Tommy, Robocop, Billy Madison, The Graduate, The Royal Tennenbaums, Evil Dead, The Naked Gun, The Faculty, Caddyshack, Underworld, Lilo & Stich, Ginger Snaps, The Big Leboski, Starship Troopers, The Jerk, UHF, Shawn of the Dead, Angus (I'm still here asshole!!!), Ninja Scroll, Flesh for the Beast, They Live, Magnolia, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Bubble Boy, Napoleon Dynamite, and that movie about that guy I saw on HBO last week.

Television:

I have 3 of them. I use them as backups if I burn out a lightbulb.

Books:

***READ EVERYTHING BY TIM DORSEY 5 TIMES***One flew over the Cucokos Nest, Johnny got his Gun, Red Mars, Florida Roadkill, Blood Music, Portnoy's Complaint, Have a Nice Day!, The Bumble Bee flys Anaways, Endar's Game, Rendezvous with Ranma, Anarchists Cookbook, PHIKaL, Eon, Are you there God? It's me, Margret. Carrie, Moving Mars, Fear and Lothing in Las Vegas, Rendezvous With Rama, The Art of War.

Heroes:

Fuck heroes, save yourself.

My Blog

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Posted by anotherlogan on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 06:15:00 PST

BW3 P3WNED!!!!

I did it. Story and pics to follow, but a .JPEG speaks 1,000 words. ...
Posted by anotherlogan on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:38:00 PST

Competive eating, rectangles, and Marrige

See above. Invites are out. You may be in the second batch, you might not be getting one, but I wish you could all be there. Weddings are expensive yo. Every fucker I invite costs me another hundo. I'...
Posted by anotherlogan on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 01:07:00 PST

Registration all I ever wanted...

Today I regestered my car on time for the first time in 7 years. Thank you, thank you. No, please don't get up. Living in Temecula has some serious advantages to LA when it comes to the cost of car ow...
Posted by anotherlogan on Thu, 03 May 2007 01:55:00 PST

Joose Energy Drink

I had about an hour to kill while waiting for my car to be smogged. The magazines in the lobby were a bunch of People magazines from 2004 (Michael Jackson. The new molestation charges.) So I decided t...
Posted by anotherlogan on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 03:23:00 PST

Shrimp wheel of Destiny

It was Halloween. I was dressed as a robot from a cartoon (AWESOM-O). My fiancée was dressed as a sexy elf, fairy, or Peter Pan. Whatever, it was hot.Being the gracious party attendee I am I bought ...
Posted by anotherlogan on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 06:39:00 PST

Boobs made me late to work

So I jump in my car to drive the mile it takes me to get to work. I go to exit my apartment and my progress is halted by about 10,000 people involved in the Temecula Race for the Cure walk.I'm all for...
Posted by anotherlogan on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:33:00 PST

Stank Nasy Jacuzzi

So I took acid this last weekend. It was fun. We hobbled around the woods for sevral hours. Triped out on multiple shit. We journeyed for what seemed like hours across miles of enchanted forest. Then ...
Posted by anotherlogan on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 05:30:00 PST

I should really keep this to myself

Shortly after shitting for the first time in 2 weeks (see my blog posted February 16, 2005 titled "Rectum? It nearly killed him!") I was off on my 3 day booze cruise on Carnival's Extasy.Our first and...
Posted by anotherlogan on Wed, 03 May 2006 02:30:00 PST

Carma, car dents, and puking all over yourself at Round Table Pizza

After an incredibly humiliating day not selling a goddamn mattress after 6 ups I was in a shitty mood. I called Adrienne and declared that we were going to have some fucking fun tonight."I don't care ...
Posted by anotherlogan on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 11:37:00 PST