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Matt

I am here for Friends

About Me

I have no life. Going to shows is a favorite activity of mine.

My Interests

MUSIC, the penis game, politics, the fucking internet, randomness, Allerton, the song that never ends, railroads, Niro's Gyros, Miles Prower, whipped cream, playing the bass, my Tourette's, strong disdain for English class, shows, public transport, Red Hot Blues chips, Boneyard Creek, being annoying, ultimate frisbee, skanking, hating emo kids

I'd like to meet:

someone who is interesting and can put up with my shit.

Music:

Hub City Stompers
Screeching Weasel
Bomb the Music Industry!
Streetlight Manifesto
Big D and the Kids Table
Choking Victim
At the Drive-In
Trike
Descendents
Mischief Brew
Operation Ivy
Evil Empire
Fear Before the March of Flames
MU330
This Bike Is A Pipe Bomb
The Toasters

Movies:

Animal House; Do the Right Thing; Jackass: The Movie; House Party; Home Alone; Home Alone 2; Good Burger; Charlie and the Chocolate Factory; Scarface; The Shining; Mafia!; Highway 61; The Waterboy; Donnie Darko; Heavyweights; Liar Liar; Caddyshack; Raising Arizona; The Transporter; The Stepford Wives; Big Momma's House; 10 Things I Hate About You; Planes, Trains, and Automobiles; Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Television:

Kill yo TV!

Books:

I don't know how to read

Heroes:

ME!!!

My Blog

UP THE PUNX! (Why I am a poser)

Only posers book shows.Real punx don't book shows.Real punx just sit around all day bitching about how there are never any good shows.I know that there are gonna be some rad shows before this (Mustard...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 08:12:00 PST

YOOOOOOOUUUUUU!

Here is something that really needs to be said: "Soulja Boy" is the dumbest shit ever created.  The song and the dance.  It's right up there with "Chicken Noodle Soup" and "Walk it Out."&nbs...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 06:58:00 PST

Fuck blogging

I don't like blogging. It's cool when I first do it, but I always look back a year later and think, "man, this shit is so STUPID!"
Posted by Matt on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 10:31:00 PST

Does anyone have...

the following albums that they can send me over AIM or yousendit or something? here's what I'm after:Hub City Stompers - Blood, Sweat, and BeersBig D and the Kids Table - Good LuckMU330 - PressMU330 ...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 08:21:00 PST

Guess all these songs.

Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever on random.Step 2: Post the first line from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what s...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 10:32:00 PST

I fucking hate the canopy club with a burning fiery passion. seriously.

Good news: Reel Big Fish and Streetlight Manifesto are playing in UrbanaBad news: They're playing at the Canopy (which is an 18+ venue)FUCK THE CANOPY! (and all 18+ venues)
Posted by Matt on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 01:26:00 PST

Bastards.

Today would have been my sixth day as a telemarketer. But I was fired, due to my low sales number. I thought they said that they were gonna help me to improve my skills. But no, they shit-canned me...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 07:58:00 PST

Punk rock changed our lives.

Here are some good songs to download when you get tired of listening to Fall Out Boy and Hawthorne Heights. Just download ONE song by a band that you've never heard of.Mischief Brew - Nomads Revoltre...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 10:20:00 PST

I have a job.

yes i do. as a telemarketer. so i'm gonna call all of you and bother you during dinner.
Posted by Matt on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 09:31:00 PST

New Rules

These are great. I found these in someone's livejournal.New RulesNew Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's areason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don'tpa...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 11:56:00 PST