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About Me

First off,I must give a shout to horseshit. You know I lub you! Honestly, whos as close as we are, dear daughter? Second off,You must know that Mandy is the fart of my life! Without this fart, my life would be meaningless. and, some lesser things you should know about me is that I love to write. I have piles and piles of note books no ones allowed to read mwahaha! I'm on my computer every chance that I get. oh and I love Yu-Gi-Oh! I love X-men. and I love Donkey Konga...2... Yes, I am a loser.. rock on! And if I havn't answerd your questions by now... well then I frankly just don't care.BTW! I have phagophobia. If you don't know what that is.. then I'm sorry that you're stoopid. ra ra ra boom, de A. ra ra ra boom, de A.. width="425" height="350" ..
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What makes you laugh?: Kristen.. yea most deffinatly Kristen.
Who is your hero?: Hugh Jackman!
Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?: KRISTEN! Seriously, I think shes the only one I'd beable to stand.
How many pairs of shoes do you own?: 10?
Seriously... Where does the other sock end up?: The evil world of happy Pinkness's Midgets do it
Who do you blame for your mood today?: Um, me
If the Internet were sex... I would: die from sex
Have you ever seen a dead body?: in a movie
What is something scientists need to invent?: Anything so I didn't have to go to school.
What should we do with stupid people?: KILL THEM ALL!
Have you ever broken a bone?: nah, thats too easy
Do you watch local news? Why?: no way, the news saddens me ( yeah yeah I'm ignorant )
What happens after you die?: Bugs eat my body
How big is your bed? Big enough?: Uh, it's a full
How long do you think you will live?: I dunno, till I feel like it
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My Interests

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When was the last time you cried?: Does it really matter?
Have you ever faked sick?: Yeah, who hasn't man?
What was the last lie you said?: Yeah, you look great tonight!
Have you ever cried during a movie?: Sure
Have you ever danced in the rain?: Ewe. No way, I hate zee rain
Have you ever been rejected by a crush?: Yup
What is your favorite sport to play?: none
Have you ever made a prank phone call?: Yeeaah.
What is the best compliment you have ever recieved?: I've received too many ta count. :P
What is the meanest thing anyone has said to you?: hah, lets not go there
How many piercings do you have?: a bunches, and I plan on getting more
Do you have a tattoo?: Yeah I do man
Have you ever seen a dead body?: Yea
Have you ever broken a bone?: nooope
Have you ever had a cavity?: Yeah, *tear*
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?: Nothing, I lub mah Name!!!
Do you have any phobias?: Yeah, Phagophobia.
What's the meanest thing you've ever done to someone?: Hmmmm, You don't want to know.
Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of?: Some guy who I wish I knew his name... and who I wish would just ask me for mah number already!!
Are you single or taken?: Single.
If single are you crushing on someone?: No not really. I wanna be single for a long time.
Favorite food?: Hum. French fries dipped in coffee
Favorite Time Period?: wtf man
Favorite Color?: GREEEEN
Favorite TV Show?: My Name Is Earl?
Do you like llamas?: They're alright... I guess.
Do you enjoy walks at midnight?: Fucks. Yeah. I. DO.
What's the funniest thing in the world to you?: Ah Shit Theres a cop!
What genre of music do you enjoy most?: None.
Geese are attacking the world, what are you going to do?: Attack them with my army of Penguins!
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Music:

I listen to everything, yes even country. So deal with it.

Movies:

My favorite movie is The 5th Element! Oh hellz yeah! Tis hawt man!

Television:

Television? What's that?

Books:

Pish posh! I don't read...

Heroes:

I already told you.. I hate everyone!Actually, the two heros in my life, are my cousin Kristen ( my daughter ) and my older sister.I LOVE YOU GUYS!

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...believe in true love?
Your hands say With me, you'll never be lost.
Your eyes say I can't dream anyone more beautiful.
Your hugs say I promise I will try to keep you safe.
Your kisses say I almost can't believe you love me.
Your body says I just want to hold you.
Your heart says Te amo.

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My Blog

So I guess It's near that time....

So Yeah. It's about that time for a new blog I say. Why? Because I like to be a cliche whore like every other myspace bitch out there who says... "I havn't told you enough about my life yet, so read i...
Posted by Bark Bark Oink on Tue, 29 May 2007 04:45:00 PST

If you want to fuck me, You'll read this.

Shatterd Eyes And Broken Toes A Heart So Low A Mind So Bold Crossing Dreams And Sharing lies It's Brain Damage To The Heart
Posted by Bark Bark Oink on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 10:05:00 PST

The meaning of mah Name

Although the name Cynthia creates the urge to be creative, independent, and self-sufficient, we point out that it causes a materialistic, somewhat self-opinionated approach that frustrates higher huma...
Posted by Bark Bark Oink on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:03:00 PST

Suicide

2.25.2006 If I commited suicide tonight, who would notice? Kent, who I've never met, and Sammy who could live her life forever without another soul. My parents, and sister who would never have ...
Posted by Bark Bark Oink on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:49:00 PST

Help?

Why am I at home? Ach. Again. I thought too much. I know why I'm here.. but I want to deny it. I can't do this... no, I can't. School sucks. I was doing so well, and I don't care if it was only a few ...
Posted by Bark Bark Oink on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:06:00 PST

Its the beggining of.. something...

She saw it in her own face as she stared into the eternity of the mirror. Her heart had shattered into a million pieces. It wasnt broken but filled too full of love. Each little piece now meant for s...
Posted by Bark Bark Oink on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 02:17:00 PST

It's a crappy butt poem, but hey it's me life.

It's the morning craze for solitude &nbs p; &nbs p; &n...
Posted by Bark Bark Oink on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 11:23:00 PST

Ten Things about Stupid Myspace addictions

ONEw.a.k.e.u.pthere is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"no, it doesnt.TWOTo the people who have like 25,000 friend...
Posted by Bark Bark Oink on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 05:27:00 PST

OMG!!!!

Oh my Oh my Oh my!!!! Kent's coming tomorrow. I'm so excited that I couldn't sleep last night, and and and.... i'm just so fucking EXCITED! woooooooooooooo
Posted by Bark Bark Oink on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 09:56:00 PST

Lets Fuck!

I wanna know who reads these. So comment me.
Posted by Bark Bark Oink on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 12:20:00 PST