Delbert - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Well, not to brag, but I am known to be very well endowed in certain areas and have always been somewhat of a chick magnet. I enjoy good music and long walks through Walmart late at night when there are not too many security officers on duty.

My Interests

lawn bowling, bobbing for french fries and train dodging.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet more than one chick that is open to experimenting with fantasies that I have after watching the Wonder Woman series. I enjoy naked twister, naked poker and always bathe once a week whether I need it or not. Come on ladies! Let's get this party started!

Music:

I celebrate the complete collection of Lynard Skynard and will listen to Molly Hatchet on occasion.

Movies:

Deliverance has to be my favorite movie of all times! My cousins didn't receive one penny for that movie!

Television:

Mayberry RFD

Books:

Curious George and any comic book you can throw my way.

Heroes:

Captain Underwear from the comic series currently out of print, damnit!