Aaron

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet God, but not before my time!

About me (for real this time):

I'm a philosopher, an aspiring ethicist, and I'm pursuing a BS in psychology. I cut up a lot, but I have depths that are beyond the comprehension of many... chances are, you misunderstand me already. I have the full range of total absolute staunch rigidity and ball-busting hilarity... I'm also responsible, though. I'm the sweetest guy you'll ever meet until you take advantage of me. I think everyone deserves a chance to be trusted until they prove otherwise, but there are exceptions to that. Some people follow all-too-familiar patterns, and being as I'm majoring in BEHAVIOR ANALYSIS, I would be an absolute fool to abandon common sense in some cases. Still, I try to be fair and throw things down the middle. I am opinionated, but I think I'm the sanest person I know.

I'm about 10 years older than I really am. I exist in a perpetual state of existential asynchronousity that I feel will be resolved when I'm settled, married, and have a jumpstart on my career.

"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates

I don't care to follow in the poor guy's footsteps any longer than I have to.

Rants:

I think "thugs" are a giant ass-stain on the drawers of society. I don't negotiate with infantile punks who find pride in taking what they can from the rest of the hard-working community, nor do I cater to people with a false sense of entitlement. Wannabe thugs are especially pathetic because they can't even fulfill their aspirations of graduating to ass-stain status. Honestly, grow up and act your age.

If your children act like hellspawn, you should be jailed. They are going to grow up into drug addicts and thieves because you never taught them self-discipline. If this applies, I have links for some pop psychology experts that you doubtlessly need. Don't do them so great an injustice!