Last Man Standing

" Not that I condone fascism, or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism - he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: "I don't believe in Beatles - I just believe in me." A good point there. Of course, he was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus - I'd still have to bum rides off of people.""Oh I was cured alright!" Alex Delarge, A Clockwork OrangeAbout me - I fucking rock and if you didn't already know that it's only because you don't rock. More importantly, people LIKE me, or at least I pretend they do. I have a doctorate in Jedi Mind Tricks, I tear the tags off mattresses when I feel like living dangerously, and I am the one who put that white tiger up to attacking siegfried and roy. I give homeless guys dollars when they ask me for change, but then I DEMAND a high five. It is mandatory. If your parents don't like the guy you brought home for dinner, for a small fee I will go to dinner at your family's house with you and they will BEG you to bring that first guy back.There is a very thin line between appropriate behavior and inappropriate behavior and I am constantly skating on that line, so if I cross over into inappropriate behavior, don't take it personal, it's just my nature.