update 01/17/2007
uh..myspace is really gay because of the people who write to other people and say shit they don't really mean, or shit that they don't at all intend to follow through with..and that's gay. ex.."oh yea! we should totally hang out!" when you know you're not going to. GAYY...
update 10/23/06
stupid bitches who call in the middle of the night tryin to 'hang out'...well guess what. its not gonna happen. and also dumb ass 15 year old girls who think they're everyone's friend. seriously..just stop. just stop. because if he won't tell you, i will and it won't be fucking nice
update 5/19/06
i hate it when you click on a guy's friends' page and all you see is bitches.
update 4/3/06:
two stepping has GOT to be the gayest thing i've ever seen..haha
not talking to an old friend because your girlfriend is a peice of shit is fucked up. all your friends think she sucks anyway
update 4/2/06:
i don't add bands. so if you send me a friend request and you're a band..i'll think you are retarded. also, if you ask my opinion about your band, i'm probably going to say that it sucks (especially if its local and "emoscreamo")and give you all the reasons for it. so save yourself the sadness and just don't ask.
i'm judgemental about everything and everyone so don't be stupid. for example: don't send anyone an insulting comment/message with spelling errors. it just ruins your whole point.
i hate pretty boys who think they are the shit. if you're like that, i'm going to laugh. at you..
i hate guys who are manwhores. Especially the ones who brag on about how many girls they've done. you have STDs, so don't pretend you're all happy being a pimp and shit.
to the girls who photoshop every picture to enhance their looks - don't kid yourself, everyone knows what you look like. and if they don't, they'll think you're fat and ugly since you use too much photoshop.
to everyone who is emo. .. shut up with your stupid shit. be thankful for what you already have.
to the girls who don't get the hint, if they guy is not calling you back there's a reason for it. stop trying to see other peoples' boyfriends, there are a lot of single dudes out here...go hit on one of them instead. your first option is just pathetic.
if you do too many drugs and you message me, message me again and say : "sorry, delete my last message. I forgot to tell you i'm a pothead, therefore you wouldn't be interested in saying a single word to me..."
i really got better shit to do than sit around and comment on peoples' pages saying "aw i miss ya man! haven't seen you in so long. how have you been?" i'm not into the smalltalk bullshit. so if i do say that to you, it must mean that i really mean it.
oh yea..sluts. haha who doesn't hate sluts? stop getting crunked at parties and sleeping with random people. a good guy (who all the girls really want in the end) will only look down on you for it.
guys, don't be pussies. if someone punches you for something. stop whining and punch the dude back. if you did something wrong, at least be a man about it.
if you're always nice to everyone. you're either really fake with your words or you really live in your own world. which means you probably should live in some mental institution.
people who say "omg i love you" to everyone. seriously, stop it. you sound like a five year old girl and no one believes your shit.
on the road, don't cut people off. because if the person you cut off is like me, they will throw something at your car that will damage it. bitch.
i use the word 'gay' a lot . that's just a habit and no offense to the homosexuals.
i use the word 'niggah' for jokes. no offense to black people. if you didn't know already, everyone says it anyway.
"baber" is something we made up a long time ago before everyone started saying that. so make up your own word, gayass.
courtney love is a waste of brain mass. so is paris hilton. mary kate sucks too. so does ashlee simpson... at least jessica's got a voice, you suckface.
to all the white boys who try really hard to be ''ganster''. idiots, you probably didn't grow up in a bad neighborhood (esp. if you live in nova) anyway. and every time i see you walking, i feel like you need someone to get you to the hospital to check out your limp.
oh man. haha also, don't ask my opinion about your tattoo if it's stupid. i'm not gonna lie to you about it. so just don't ask. its hard enough keeping the laughter in. for real people, a tattoo is there forever. are you really that stupid?
if you're fat and you keep saying "i'm so fat i need to work out" week to week. stop talking and get to the gym. if you're skinny and you say that, you just like to hear yourself talk. and thats gay.
