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mmmgary

garythesandwich

About Me

MyGen Profile Generatori'm Gary
i lead a tediously bored life in weymouth, where i have decided to defer from uni for a year.
so if you have any plans, give me a shout because, chances are, i'm available.
i also get in with random, fat women in rumshack. i never even knew that floated my boat. and i have a Facebook, which i probably use more now. so add me.

My Interests

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for some strange reason people obsessed with vampires have been adding me, please don't :

[email protected]

in, wait for it,.... Kent.

ANNNNNNND

i love him more than i love lucy and her mum.

My Blog

Reading '06.

was sooo good.thats all i can say. [can't be arsed to edit it, i did put some more "o's" in "so", though.] [that rhymed a lot].
Posted by mmmgary on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 11:02:00 PST

"Stay-Awake Saturday Nights"

last night was well fun.started off with a small gathering of folks up the nothe.then we found out that Mitch had a free house and some Izzard so we decided to move the gathering to his.went on a miss...
Posted by mmmgary on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 12:33:00 PST

Local Elections.

Legend: Do you really want to be governed by this tosser? or the fellow racist...? VOTE LABOUR....
Posted by mmmgary on Tue, 02 May 2006 02:54:00 PST

not bad for a wednesday night.

yeah we got into town about 7.30 and found out that everyone only brought a few quid each, expecting someone else to foot the bill. so this called for some serious budget drinking.. we got: 2 bottles ...
Posted by mmmgary on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 02:58:00 PST

6 Form..

Well, i have just attended my first day of college. It was, in one word, "easy". I first had double History.. which we ended up getting into a discussion about how chickens are pumped with steroids to...
Posted by mmmgary on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 08:21:00 PST

Yesterday..

Ok haven't blessed you lot with one of my joyous blogs in a while so i thought i would write one about last night and some of this morning. Started off with Me, Lucy and Woody meeting up to go to the...
Posted by mmmgary on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 03:55:00 PST

Please kill me......

OWWWWWWWW!!!! im dying!! prom night last night and it was fantastic! danced for hours at school then went down the beach and drank and smoked some more.... got in trouble with the police. then went...
Posted by mmmgary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Todays Interesting Fact

Did you know that out of the entire population of the Dorset community, there is only 0.5% ethnic minorities with the other 99.5% being white skin coloured.Makes you think, does it not? Because i know...
Posted by mmmgary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

work virginity gone..

ok, ok i know i've worked before but this is a NEW job. anyway i started my job today as a "luggage relocation specialist" thinking it would be easy.... was it buggery! first of all i had to get th...
Posted by mmmgary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Identity!!

Hello to all ye,  just to let you know, some fucking twat who lives in america has stolen pictures of me and is using them on their profile!!  although i am getting lots of comments about ho...
Posted by mmmgary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST