The Blaxarican

OK my name is Brian.. But Ralph, and the other aliases are more fun.. I was Born in Cali, grew up in Washington state and North Carolina.. I used to wrestle alligators, now I am a professional fuck-up.. It doesn't pay as well, but I enjoy it quite a bit.. I surf as much as possible.. I only would get like one tattoo a year, before my brother started slinging ink.. Now I hate when people ask how many I have, because that would be a burdensome task which I am not interested in.. I mean if you have sleeves, does that count as 2!?!? I was a vocalist in a metal band Circle One several years ago, we pretty much played for beer.. More recently I was the front man for No Labels Fit, a progressive/aggressive punk band.. We had several small tours, and traveled through out the east coast.. We played with most all of the local greats, as well as some of my personal idols Stretch Armstrong, and OLD SKOLL Agent Orange.. I have two gorgeous girls Cayman, and Kyrsten; my son Henic is a lab/chow mix.. Henic is an acronym for "head nig in charge" with an e thrown in to be grammatically correct.. As you can see little offends me.. However, I try not to be too offensive.. I am half black, half white.. I have been called grey, a blaxican, halfrican american, and "IN"Sanie (sanie is last name).. I have a lot of great friends!! They have been, and are very supportive.. I hope I have been, and will continue to return the favor.. I am not egotistical, and dislike people who are.. I have an on/off psycho switch. At times I am very quite and reserved and at other times loud, obnoxious, and out of control.. I tend to take things how they come and not get too excited.. I try not to take life too seriously, because its more fun making fun of everything.. I am also known to be a smart-ass!! Sometimes it can be subtle, so pay attention.. So, you think you know me?? Believe me there is plenty more.. JUST ASK!!