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Mel

Fetish Queen www.obedienceschool.co.uk

About Me

I co-run Obedience School, a fetish night in Aberdeen Scotland. I also dance in the stage shows at it.
Check out the Obedience School website!!
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My Interests

Music, Movies, Some Comic Books, Fetish Nights, Clothes, Shoes, Paris.

I'd like to meet:

Jason Ringenburg again. He's amazing! Girls Aloud, they rock my world. Guitar Wolf and Drum Wolf. RIP Bass Wolf. Nikki Sixx Slash Dave Navarro John Waters Crispin Glover (I want his babies). I would have loved to have met Russ Meyer but sadly he died. The Suicide Girls People who like receiving weird gifts. I just bought my friend Stuart a tarantula in a frame. I like him because I can give him something like that and he doesn't freak out. He appreciates the strangeness. The ridiculously hot guitar player from Fight Paris. Danko Jones.

Music:

Jason Ringenburg, The Wildhearts, Guitar Wolf, Electric Eel Shock, Cheap Trick, Neil Leyton, Jim Clements, Danko Jones, Monster Magnet, AC/DC, Motley Crue, Brides of Destruction, Velvet Revolver, GnR, Backyard Babies, Dandy Warhols, KISS, Def Leppard, Lee Harvey Oswald Band, Supersuckers, Young Heart Attack, Turbonegro, Fight Paris, Buckcherry. Basically anything that makes me wanna get up and dance or get down and dirty.

Movies:

Russ Meyer Movies, John Waters Movies, Anything starring Crispin Glover, Star Wars Movies, Alice In Wonderland.

Television:

Desperate Housewives (because I am a chick.) Neighbours when I see it. Popworld.

Books:

His Dark Materials Trilogy, Lolita, Sin City, Preacher, Transmetropolitan, Watchmen.

Heroes:

Bettie Page, Russ Meyer, John Waters, Jason Ringenburg, Manolo Blahnik.

My Blog

Dissertation Shite!

I hate it!!!! It's sooooooo crappy and balls and rubbish!!!!! Make it go away. Anyone know any internet slaves that would be interested in helping me finalise the whole thing in exchange for some ritu...
Posted by Mel on Tue, 01 May 2007 10:45:00 PST

Love The Chat

It's all about the chat!Hiya doll, what's the chat? = Hello comrade, how have you been, what have you been up to, how are things?He has bad chat = His conversation and social skills are unpleasantShe ...
Posted by Mel on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 08:15:00 PST

My Top 16 (stole from Loulou)

A few questions about your Top 16 in your friends list, Be truthful. 1. Shelley2. Fliss3. Kat4. Stuart5. Lisa6. Danny7. Chelsey8. Deb9. Craig10.Craigy11.Scott12. Lou13. Greg14. Loulou15. Claire16. S...
Posted by Mel on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 03:36:00 PST

I love Clairebear!

Because of this statement:  the "afterparty/sex-no-sex in the shower with the drummer/fell asleep on the sofa with the lead singer between my thighs" thing?
Posted by Mel on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 06:08:00 PST

Big bundle of stress!!!

Still no word on tickets for Obedience School being in. This has me stressed and annoyed! Got an ulcer on my tongue, but that always happens pre-OS. In other ways we're a lot more organised than befor...
Posted by Mel on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 07:43:00 PST

Check out this event: Obedience School

Hosted By: Mel TischukWhen: Sunday Sep 24, 2006 at 9:00 PMWhere: MoshuluWindmill BraeAberdeen, UKDescription:Mel Tischuk Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Mel on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 06:28:00 PST

Baby I'm perfect for you

Why is Paris Hilton's new song so good? I hate Paris Hilton (in a can't stop watching her, utterly fascinated by her kind of way) so I was hoping that her new song would be so terrible that I could mo...
Posted by Mel on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 06:14:00 PST

Hello Miss World, and all you beautiful girls

I'm having the best week. It's been crazy debauched, just like me, and I'm loving Danko Jones again in a major way (not that I ever stopped.) My spare room has been lovingly painted by some decorators...
Posted by Mel on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 10:45:00 PST

Tagged

Tagged by Salty Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog revealing "6 weird things/habits" about yourself. At the end of your blog, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their nam...
Posted by Mel on Mon, 08 May 2006 05:32:00 PST

I Like

GinGHD curlsTurquoise eyelinerMad Hatter cocktailsSam's photographyKiller heelsPiercingsWaxingKissing with tonguesFight ParisDanko JonesFetishBurlesquePoledancingHeadPro-ana livejournal communitiesShi...
Posted by Mel on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 04:06:00 PST