JACK DANIELS AND CHRISTMAS |
..There was a time when my favorite drink of choice was Jack Daniels & Coke. With the holidays being a lonely times for most single people ... I, like many others went down to my favorite bar and had ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:02:00 GMT |
USED |
Am I the only one bothered by Americans not using the right word for something anymore? Have we become so afraid we'll say the wrong word and end up in Human Resources with a sour puss and our permane...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Apr 2009 18:31:00 GMT |
An Old Farmer's Advice: |
* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. * Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance. * Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. * A bumble bee is considerab...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Apr 2009 18:21:00 GMT |
Cecelia is Gone |
Its been 3 years since Cecelia left us. I posted this as close to her departure as possible. She was such a special person to everyone she met. Cecelia was a 5th grade teacher, a mother, a friend a...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Mar 2009 03:07:00 GMT |
1st, 2nd and 3rd Dates |
WHITE WOMENFirst date:You get to kiss her goodnight.Second date:You get to grope all over and make out.Third date:You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position. IRISH WOMENFirst Date:You...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 17:00:00 GMT |
A LOVELY ARAB POEM |
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Posted by on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 09:29:00 GMT |
USED CARS |
This is blatantly STOLEN from my friend Amy. I used go to her site often to read this and all her other creative writings. NOW shes gone and met a guy and is going to live happily ever after. So I gu...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 13:25:00 GMT |
THE TURTLE AND THE SCORPION |
A scorpion, being a very bad swimmer, asked a turtle to carry him on its back across a river. "Are you crazy?" exclaimed the turtle. "You'll sting me while I'm swimming and I'll drown." "My de...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 04:45:00 GMT |
