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jess

About Me

real editor best profile tools i'm lazy as shit, but somehow get things done. i'd much rather be bored than stressed. i like asian babies. a lot. i tend to make poor decisions, but manage to justify them anyway. i love horrible jokes, especially ones revolving around horrible puns. and i fall all the time.

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some rules

DO NOT call me if:-you are at an orioles game. no exceptions.-you are with 2 or more of my friends and you're having a good time-you are really drunk, incoherent, and/or having fun-you are at a bar in...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 11:29:00 GMT

my life is sketch

so lately things have not been going well. first and foremost, my house in college park got robbed last week. they stole sheridan's car, emily's purse, school books, ipod, wallet, keys, digital camera...
Posted by on Sun, 07 May 2006 10:37:00 GMT

corny, but hey

"i was not looking to do you wrongwas not looking for a change of scenerydon't remember where or when or how i didbut i'm hoping you'll forgive me."-rachael yamagata, even sothiiiiiiiiis is really fru...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 14:16:00 GMT