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(A random compilation of some beliefs I hold true) I believe that tomorrow's another day. I believe that for every drop of rain that falls... a flower grows. I believe that to live is to be sick a long time. I believe the "end" is fear... you must never show fear in the face of your enemies... and you must never be afraid to strike when the opportunity arises. I believe Jesus proved that no good deed goes unpunished. I believe FPL stands for Fast Power Loss... those guys are slow and they're garbage. I believe being half-Puerto Rican and half-Irish makes me almost attractive and almost lucky (Thanks Mom and Dad! Way to aim for my dissapointment)... not to mention very confused, I walk by a car and I don't know whether to steal it or blow it up. I believe there ain't no such thing as being half way shook... if your scared, say your scared bitch! I believe any practiced catholic girl should cross herself before having sexual intercourse with me... maybe throw in a few "Hail Mary's"... why not? I believe everytime an American kid buys Pokemon cards or those stupid Japanese anime movies... essentially what they are saying to Japan is this, "Of course, you had every right to bomb Pearl Harbor! We're sorry we kicked your ass in World War II. Allow us to help you rebuild your economy! We want you to be even richer than us!" I believe the French approach to war is to be rude and then surrender... maybe their race would spawn less assassins if they were any good at fighting fair. I believe most hippies can't spell wash or work... nor do they do either. I believe a long shot is still a shot. I believe Adam Sandler is a comedic genius... although, he is certainly not a literal genius. I believe its possible to die breathing. I believe lying is the most fun a girl can have fully clothed. I believe Christopher Walken is the greatest actor of all time. I believe the Irish are a race of drunken terrorists... not that there is anything wrong with that. I believe Jews are tight with money and not to be trusted, although as a race they are extremely funny. I believe Puerto Ricans are a race of thiefs and prostitutes... I also believe they are a very attractive people, which would explain their phenomenal success with the prostitution. I believe in an Irish Ireland, the Brits should get the fuck out! I believe this country would be better off with a dictator than a president. I believe Rosario Dawson is the most beautiful and quite possibly the most talented actress in the world... Rosie, if your reading this... call me! I believe extreme sports are garbage. I believe the French are a race of smelly assassins (although they can't shoot worth a damn!)... it bares mention however, that French women are tastier than French pastries... if you haven't tried one... I suggest you do, any chance you can... the French women, not the French pastries. I believe the Jews had the holocaust coming to them... they killed Jesus! I believe my hairline is receding faster than my bank account. I believe we should send New England back to Old England, and than bomb the later. I believe Puerto Ricans put flags in their cars... so they don't steal each others cars (and I posted a flag on my profile, so they won't steal my layout). I believe capitalism is greed personified. I believe far too many ignorant people reproduce. I believe virgins are creepy. I believe at a certain age your life becomes a series of compromises. I believe in being short and to the point, presuming of course there is a point to be made. I believe if you laughed at any of the above jokes or ideas you are "half full"... and if your an attractive female fan, I am willing to fill you up all the way... spiritually! LOL I believe that I have said enough about me... to give you a rough idea of who your dealing with.

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