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About Me

To sum it up: - Intense, Chilled. Funny, Serious. I'll have a laugh at a funeral and I'll have a joke at my own expense. Not alot of people know my true self cuz I don't usually get close to many people, shy some may say, lazy I say! My sleep pattern is fucked and I hate doing nothing. Im one of the most contradicting people on this world as I'll say one thing then do the other! For a bizarre reason I sometimes talk and write posh when in fact I carn't spell for shit and stringing a sentence together without (le)xing up the (mi)tters to create new words comes at ease to me. I love driving, I hate silence. I carn't tell if im a lover or hater kind of person? There seems to be a fine line between the both, both involve obsession and a burning desire! But now im ranting, Tis all good! One day I will have a million bucks, sadly money makes the world go round and theres alot of shitty material things in life I fancy! Lets just count on luck to throw me a few good chances to work at, besides we gotta believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? Anyways from this massive sentence im sure you can kinda get who I am, if not ... meh
Your Birthdate: December 12
.. You're a dynamic, charismatic person who's possibly headed for fame.
You tend to charm strangers easily. And you usually can get what you want from them.
Verbally talented, you tend to persuade people with your speaking and writing.
You are affectionate and loving, but it's hard for you to commit to any one relationship.
Your strength: Your charm
Your weakness: Your extreme manipulation tactics
Your power color: Indigo
Your power symbol: Four leaf clover
Your power month: December What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Your Life Path Number is 3
Your purpose in life is to express your unique self.
You are a creative and artistic person with an interesting view on life.
Witty and outgoing, you enjoy sharing your crazy ideas with anyone who will listen.
A total social butterfly, you're the life of any party.
In love, you inspire and enchant your partner. You are often an object of fantasy and desire.
While you are very talented, you sometimes lack the ambition to put your talents in play.
And while your wit carries you a long way, you occasionally use it to mask your true feelings.
Your natural abilities can bring you all the success in the world ... if you let them What Is Your Life Path Number?

My Interests

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Television:

The usual 26 minute wasters ie; Family Guy, Simpsons, Scrubs, Two pints of lager, South Park, Friends, Red Dwarf, Lost, Heroes, Fawlty Towers, Anything on the discovery channel which is actually interesting and absolutely anything which will make me laugh, Especially stand up comedy, it's my weak spot!

Books:

Get your myspace layouts at Mypsace.orgI need to start reading more!

Heroes:

The Shmoo (plural, shmoon)Shmoon are delicious, and are so eager to be eaten that if they are looked at by someone who is hungry they will gladly jump into a frying pan, after which they taste like chicken, or into a roasting pan, after which they taste like beef (Raw, they taste like Oysters on the Half-Shell). They also produce eggs, milk, and butter (no churning labor needed.) Their fresh pelt is a perfect boot leather, or house timber depending on how thick it has been cut. Their eyes are ideal suspender buttons, and their whiskers are perfect toothpicks. Naturally gentle, they require minimal care, and are ideal playmates for young children. In short, they are simply the perfect ideal of a subsistence agricultural herd animal.They require no sustenance other than air.The frolicking of shmoon is so entertaining (such as their staged "shmoosical comedies") that people watching them feel no need to go to movies or turn on television to relieve their boredom.A substantial colony of shmoon live in the Valley of the Shmoon near Dogpatch. There is no literature-based evidence of shmoon trying to "escape:" however, Li'l Abner stumbled into the Valley of the Shmoon and brought several hundred shmoon out with him to help the citizens of poverty-stricken Dogpatch. The corporate workers hated shmoon, and therefore they started rumors of "havoc" and destruction of society. Hence, the shmoon were almost destroyed. However, two of them returned to the Valley where they continued to live happily with thousands of fellow shmoon, never to be asked to help humans again. They had no need to escape, and no shmoo ever caused physical harm to anyone or anything. After the shmoon were destroyed in Dogpatch, they were never heard from again in-universe.