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About Me

Dane cook is a crazy crazy dude... If you don't know who he is you suck!!! I have a 2 year old lil gurl, but sadly doesn't live with me, I'm from a very small town called CutBank, that is nothing but drama and bullshit, don't ever go there!!! Although I must be honest, there are some damn good people whom live there, also they're some assholes as well, I LOVE MY MOMMY, i'm a mommas gurl, she is my hero, and a damn good cook. My brother russell may seem like a dick, but hes cool shit, give him a chance. If you don't like me for me, Fuck off!!! I love to travel, It's fun, I love to drink, get drunk, and do stupid shit to make people laugh, I now live in Billings montana, and it is the GREATEST party spot in montana. Satan, is santas brother, they both deliver gifts to those who deserve them, Never judge blonds, We are very clever!!! I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Avalon Douglas
Birthday: 6/21/88
Birthplace: Browning, Montana
Current Location: Billings, Montana
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Black, Red, and Blond
Height: 5"3
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Native american/albino
The Shoes You Wore Today: The ones god gave me
Your Weakness: Animals
Your Fears: Being an addict
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not dying
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol, haha, sweet
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why the hell am I awake
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes
Your Bedtime: When I've had to much to drink
Your Most Missed Memory: My mommy
Pepsi or Coke: Mountain Dew.... duh
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Groupies!!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Either or
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Sure do
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah
Do you Sing: Only in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: Who ever doesnt needs to be shot
Have you Been in Love: Hell yes... I love beer
Do you want to go to College: Yep
Do you want to get Married: Nope
Do you belive in yourself: Um... Duh
Do you get Motion Sickness: Depends on how much I had to drink
Do you think you are Attractive: Yep
Are you a Health Freak: Yep
Do you get along with your Parents: What are parents?
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yep
Do you play an Instrument: Yeah... It's called the beer bong
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Oh yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: Yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Fuck no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Of course
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hell no
In the past month have you been on Stage: Hell no
In the past month have you been Dumped: Hell no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Hell no, too cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yep
Ever been Drunk: Hell yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yep
Ever been Beaten up: My brothers beat me up all the time, other than that no
Ever Shoplifted: Yep
How do you want to Die: A very bloody and painful death
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Anything your not
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I don't care
Favourite Hair Color: Don't have one
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't matter to me
Height: Taller than me
Weight: Heavier that me
Best Clothing Style: Just don't dress like a fag, or a bum
Number of Drugs I have taken: Can't count that high
Number of CDs I own: Can't count that high either
Number of Piercings: Alot
Number of Tattoos: Alot
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Everything, unless alcohal was involved
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My Interests

I'm interested in pretty much everything your not!!!

I'd like to meet:

Some one kinda like me, which is damn near impossible, so yeah if your out there, let me know, I don't bite, I won't hurt you.

Music:

I like all kinds of music, some of my favorit bands are... system of a down, disturbed, god smack, rob zombie, crossfade, taproot, mudvayne, chevelle, seether, trapt, three days grace, the doors, the cranberries, kill hannah, the white stripes, rise against, some country, some rap, It all just depends on my mood

Movies:

The boondock saints, from hell, saw, the hills have eyes, hide and seek, Queen of the damned, saw 2, texas chainsaw massacar, all the hell raisers, nightmare on elm street, freddy .vs. jason blah blah blah....

Television:

Famliy guy (stewie is my son, I'm still waiting for him to kill me) South park, CSI, and CSI Miami... yada yada, so on and so on

Books:

Fuck reading, it's overated!!!

Heroes:

The fallen angel.