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About Me

This song best decrides the happenings in my head at the moment:"Well, I used to drive a cab, you know. I heard a siren scream. Pulled over to the corner and I fell into a dream. There were two men eating pennies and three young girls who cried, "The west coast is falling, I see rocks in the sky." The preacher took his bible and laid it on the stool. He said, "With the congregation running, why should I play the fool?" Well, I used to be a woman, you know. I took you for a ride. I let you fly my airplane. It looked good for your pride. 'Cause you're the kind of man, you know, who likes what he says. I wonder what's it's like to be so far over my head. Well, the lady made the wedding and she brought along the ring. She got down on her knees and said, "Let's get on with this thing." Well, I used to be a folk singer keeping managers alive. When you saw me on a corner and told me I was jive. So I unlocked your mind, you know, to see what I could see. If you guarantee the postage, I'll mail you back the key. Well I woke up in the morning with an arrow through my nose. There was an Indian in the corner tryin' on my clothes. Well, I used to be asleep, you know, with blankets on my bed. I stayed there for a while 'til they discovered I was dead. The coroner was friendly, and I liked him quite a lot. If I hadn't 've been a woman I guess I'd never have been caught. They gave me back my house and car And nothing more was said. Well, I was driving down the freeway when my car ran out of gas. Pulled over to the station but I was afraid to ask. The servicemen were yellow and the gasoline was green. Although I knew I couldn't I thought that I was gonna scream. That was on my last trip to Tulsa, just before the snow. If you ever need a ride there, be sure to let me know. I was chopping down a palm tree when a friend dropped by to ask if I would feel less lonely if he helped me swing the axe. I said, "No, it's not a case of being lonely we have here, I've been working on this palm tree for eighty seven years." I said: No, it's not a case of being lonelyWe have here,I've been working on this palm treeFor eighty seven yearsHe said: Go get lost!And walked towards his Cadillac.I chopped down the palm treeAnd it landed on his back."Yup. Gotta love Neil Young.

My Interests

Music, Skeet-Ball, Pinball, and Good Times. Oh, and I can't forget to say Occult Studys!!!

I'd like to meet:

Layne Staley..

..Walter Sickert

Brandon Lee..

..King Henry VIII

Hunter S. Thompson..

..the Kool-Aid man

King Arthur..

..Abdul Alhazred

the peoples of Lemuria..

..the peoples of Atlantis ..King Diamond

Syd Barrett..

.. Anton LaVey

Music:

Alice in Chains..

..Queensryche

Talking Heads..

..God Lives Underwater

Kind Diamond..

..Sublime

Slightly Stoopid..

..Bob Marley

Tool..

..TKK

Lords of Acid..

..Syd Barrett

Everclear..

..Dream Theater

Unwritten Law..

..Brand New

Radio Head..

..Wolfcry

DragonForce..

..Kamelot

Type O Negitive..

..Led Zeppelin

Hendrix..

..Them

Movies:

Singles!!!!!!!!!..

..Fight Club

Trainspotting..

..The Crow

Sideways..

..Flight of the Navigator

Alice in Wonderland..

..Taxi

Memoirs of a Geisha..

..Sixteen Candles

The Breakfast Club..

..I was a Teenage Faust

Dear Frankie..

..100 Cigarettes

Snatch..

..American History X

Leon the Professional..

..My Cousin Vinny

Hair..

..House of Flying Daggers

The Dark Crystal..

..Edward Scissorhands

Boondock Saints..

..So I Married an Axe Murderer

What About Bob?..

..The Island

Hello, Dolly..

..Almost Famous

About a Boy..

..[links, and more, coming soon]

Television:

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Mario: Game Over

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Books:

The Ultimate Rush..

..Dumbing Us Down

Fight Club..

..Brave New World

This Hollow World..

..The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty

Green Eggs and Ham..

..Where the Wild Things Are

The Satanic Bible..

..The Thief of Always

Heroes:

Charles Manson ___ Timothy McVeigh ___ Anton Lavey ___ The many forms of nature ___ Awesomeness ___ Desire ___ DMT ___ THC ___ CBV ___ and the sound "DA-NA-NAAAA!"

My Blog

DOCUMENTARIES list

WWW.DOCUMENTARIES.WS This is a older shorter list of whats actualy at the site. Click any video, and start watching.. Its that easy!13 Bloodlines of the Illuminati 3 Hour...
Posted by HahahAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 06:24:00 PST

Can Reefer Kill you?

Many Thanks: D, HookerSubversionaryThe Deconstruction ProcessEmanations Of LoveAbr4hamNOT! But it can lead to some of the most harmful and addictive substances known to man! Beware of the munchies...t...
Posted by HahahAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:50:00 PST

WORLD GATHERING - 25 & 26 AUGUST 2007

Sometime last week, while I was searching the inter[MySpace], I came across the following. I highly recommend you to spread the news.WORLD GATHERING - 25 & 26 AUGUST 2007 http://youtube.c...
Posted by HahahAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:17:00 PST

Finally sex sells something useful

Boobs for Truth http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnVAmCMD3fkBoobs for Truth Part Deux http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYaZhpKQvOI...
Posted by HahahAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 08:00:00 PST

Jeffery and the Giant Water Castle

One day Jeffery awoke to the magical sound of the mystical bubbling of his water castle. He peered out of his skylight to see Arthur the Giant slowly inhaling the enchanting fumes of Lane Jane, the la...
Posted by HahahAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 06:24:00 PST

JHT part 2: A generalization of thoughts and things

this sucksbush sucksfits suckmouths sucksuck suckslife sucks?the day the samethe view the samethe smell the samethe clothes the samethe work's the samethe hurt's the samethe same's the samethis book? ...
Posted by HahahAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA on Wed, 30 May 2007 05:03:00 PST

JHTs part 1: For all little girl, just change the name

This is a song about susanThis is a song about the girl next doorThis is a song about the everyday occurrencesThat make me feel like letting goYes I think weve got a problemSo much for the afterglowSo...
Posted by HahahAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA on Wed, 30 May 2007 04:49:00 PST

It's time to kiss your loved ones, and let people know how you feel.

PLEASE GET THIS OUT NOW!! Don't let them do it to us again!!As if right on cue, this British newspaper article that was published today - April 22 warns of a possible "terrorist" strike! The article s...
Posted by HahahAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA on Sun, 06 May 2007 06:20:00 PST

OH SNAP! It's the Naked Truth

(click here for fullscreen)The Naked TruthWith Jordan Maxwell, Bill Jenkins, and Derek PartridgeDiscover the astrological and mythical symbols from ancient Egypt and earlier civilizations...
Posted by HahahAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA on Sat, 05 May 2007 08:28:00 PST

Do it

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Posted by HahahAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:44:00 PST