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Optimus Prime

Oh No! You Shanked My Jengaship!

About Me

Oh you know...I do this, I like that, I go here, I go there....you know, normal stuff...But seriously, I guess I'm what is called a young professional....I think it's a term you give to people under 30 who haven't quite totally sold their souls to the system, but are working on it....Well, my soul isn't for sale and although I am a man with a career in business, one of my goals is to prove that business can be done responsibly and still be done successfully....so I'm working on being that guy, but in the meantime I'm gonna have a "funky good time"....
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 43%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 63%
Orderliness |||||||||| 33%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||||||||||| 43%
Religious |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Adventurousness |||||||||| 36%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical Fitness |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 30%
Female cliche |||| 16% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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You Are the Investigator
5 You're independent - and a logical analytical thinker.You love learning and ideas... and know things no one else does.Bored by small talk, you refuse to participate in boring conversations.You are open minded. A visionary. You understand the world and may change it. What number are you?
Your World View
You are a happy, well-balanced person who likes people and is liked by others.
You question whether many conventional views on morality are valid under all circumstances.
You are essentially a content person.
Sometimes, you consider yourself a little superior.
You are moral by your own standards.
You believe that morality is what best suits the occasion. What Is Your World View?

Your Political Profile


Overall: 20% Conservative, 80% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal How Liberal / Conservative Are You? I adopted a cute lil' emo fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

My Interests

Music, movies, literature (books and shit), travel, gambling, ganja, alcohol, wasting the good years of my life on fun.....

I'd like to meet:

Bitches! LMAO....j/k....just anyone who doesn't give a flying 747 fuck about being "cool".....cuz if you are worrying about that too much, then chances are you aren't anyway....can't really narrow down who I want to meet because I don't know who I will meet, that's the best part about the internet.....

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Music:

TIMBALAND, RONI SIZE, BECK, THE NEPTUNES, SWIZZ BEATZ, JAY-Z, NIN, MUSE, RADIOHEAD, BASEMENT JAXX, BJORK, JUST BLAZE, OUTKAST, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, and DIZZEE RASCAL....... width="425" height="350" ..That is the pantheon of modern music for me...I start there and work my way down....Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, The Game, Korn, Portishead, Sneakerpimps, Chemical Brothers, The Prodigy, Fatboy Slim, Ras Kass, Skillz, Nas, Kanye West, The Streets, Wiley, 2Pac, Notorious B.I.G, Incubus, Phoenix, Limp Bizkit, Ludacris, Bubba Sparxxx, Ginuwine, Missy Elliott, Kiley Dean, Aaliyah, Mahalia Jackson, Nina Simone, Mirwais, Plastilina Mosh, Nelly Furtado, Justim Timberlake, Akala, Sway, Boy Eats Drum Machine, The Postal Service, Kelis, Green Day

Movies:

I like scurry movies best....but if it looks good I'll go see it...American Beauty, The Others, Gattaca, Matrix trilogy, LOTR Trilogy, Harry Pothead, Tupac Resurrection, The Forgotten, Troy, lots of others...i love movies.....

Television:

24!! Jack Bauer rules the world.....Wife Swap is cool, Real Time with Bill Maher is probably the best talk-show on tv, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Sheep In The Big City (talk to me if you have seen this show).....

Books:

Yes please.....non-fiction mostly....political stuff....

Heroes:

Superman, Batman, all of the X-Men....

My Blog

Made The Move...

I'm back in Long Beach with Jae and the Kittles. I'm glad to be rid of Anaheim.
Posted by OPTIMUS PRIME on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:58:00 PST

A Day in The Life....

...of a conservative Apple employee... "Excuse me, Tristan, are you a liberal? I noticed you smoking pot and, well, everyone knows pot smoking hippies who work at Apple are typically liberals.""The da...
Posted by OPTIMUS PRIME on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 02:20:00 PST

The 4th Branch....

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Posted by OPTIMUS PRIME on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 04:30:00 PST

Exhaustive...

It's been a while since I've graced MySpace with a blog. It's not that I haven't had strong opinions on stuff recently, or things of note haven't happened, or that I haven't found anything online wort...
Posted by OPTIMUS PRIME on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 03:00:00 PST

Hate...

Victims of attack share their story --> --> Crime: 10 arrested after attack on Halloween; $2,500 reward offered for information about other suspects still at large. --> --> By Tracy Manzer, Staf...
Posted by OPTIMUS PRIME on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 04:30:00 PST

In The Wise Words of A Commercial....

If you don't vote, don't complain!
Posted by OPTIMUS PRIME on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:06:00 PST

The Wave Has Begun...

Voters may say: Relax, it's only pot Ballot measures in Santa Monica, Santa Barbara and Santa Cruz would require that police not bother adults over the private use of marijuana.By James RicciTimes Sta...
Posted by OPTIMUS PRIME on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 02:59:00 PST

What's The Best Thing About Disneyland...

"...when I tossed the question "What's the best thing about Disneyland?" into a particularly hip corner of the office, what flew back almost immediately was, "Drugs!"I thought they were kidding. They ...
Posted by OPTIMUS PRIME on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:07:00 PST

Jumping The Broom...

Me and Jae were married and had a reception/party at the Abbey in West Hollywood afterwards filled with twists and turns befitting the biggest night of your life. Without going into too much detail, t...
Posted by OPTIMUS PRIME on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 03:27:00 PST

Cats That Look Like Hitler...

No seriously....   Kitlers
Posted by OPTIMUS PRIME on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:05:00 PST