My Side of the Story |
My Side of the Story
Basically this is how it went down&&
As I was leaving, my roomate handed me a pill for my headache I'd been complaining about. I thought it weird at the time cause I... Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:56:00 GMT |
Come On, It’s Just a Joke |
A big earthquake with a strength of 8.1 on
the Richter scale hit Mexico.
Two million Mexicans have died and over a
million were injured. The country is totally ruined
and the government doesn't know w... Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 21:30:00 GMT |
The Photographer |
The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a p... Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:23:00 GMT |
Peter Kay One Liners |
PETER KAY ONE LINERS
I saw a fat person wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said 'Thyroid problem?'
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that the Lord doe... Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:20:00 GMT |
Diary Entry: Brother, We’re Going Down |
So I'm sitting here at 5:18 in the morning, surprisingly not out of my mind from lack of sleep, and I'm wondering what to do.A blog, that's what I can do.
It's been a pretty deadbeat summer so far guy... Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 11:16:00 GMT |
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus |
Men are from Mars, Women from Venus RECEIVED FROM AN ENGLISH PROFESSOR:
You know the book Men are from Mars, Women from Venus? Well, here's a prime example of that. This assignment was actually turned... Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 19:01:00 GMT |
You Know What Would Be Awesome..... |
(Abe and Blake are sitting in the back of their bio class, bored out of their minds)
AbeDude, you know what would be awesome? We should just like get two killer whales in a tank together, not shamu ca... Posted by on Sat, 17 May 2008 11:44:00 GMT |
DON’T LIE ABOUT YOUR AGE |
From CNN.com
NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana (AP) -- Federal law gives MySpace.com immunity from a lawsuit over the alleged sexual assault of a teenage girl by a man she met on the social networking Web site, ... Posted by on Fri, 16 May 2008 21:53:00 GMT |
Diary Entry: Mass Mayhem (Non Dramatic One) |
Not including my momentary "sad face" blog, I haven't posted a diary entry in a while. In fact, I think it was last january when I posted one. Since then it's just been lists, jokes, and crappy script... Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 09:21:00 GMT |
Diary Entry: To Be Myself |
It's been along time since I've done a diary entry on myspace. Partially because I realized how stupid it was. At least, it was for me.
A lot running through my cerebral cortex at the moment.
You kno... Posted by on Sat, 10 May 2008 21:37:00 GMT |