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About Me

"What do I do now. It's currently 1:20 at night, and I'm not tired. I guess I could watch those late night paid programmings. Learn all I want to know about hair softener. Actually, I was thinking about popping in Jaws. Seeing other people getting eaten by a vicious shark just seems to make me feel better. Brutal, I know, but it's how I work." -Blake Johnson ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++One thing you learn from having a myspace for a while is that no one wants to read blocks of information about your life. As for what you need to know about me, if your a friend of mine then you already know the basics. Age, residence, school, eye color, social security number, magazines hidden underneath bed. The basics. If you want to know what I like, well that changes consistantly, as do my moods, although I try to keep those to myself. My name is Blake Allen Johnson, I'm extremely weird for my age, extremely weird period. Most people like me. A few hate me. Lots pick fun at me. I try to be a rolemodel for my little brother and anyone else who may see some goodness in me. The road I'm heading down right now is a crazy one, and it'll only get crazier. I can only promise you that in the end I'll stand for my beliefs and make a difference. No this isn't a live above the influence infomercial. It's me. Take a good look..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Will Smith, Sera Gamble (screenwriter), sum 41, and the writers of The Office, Supernatural, and How I Met Your Mother

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Superman 2

My Blog

My Side of the Story

My Side of the Story   Basically this is how it went down&&   As I was leaving, my roomate handed me a pill for my headache I'd been complaining about. I thought it weird at the time cause I...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:56:00 GMT

Come On, It’s Just a Joke

A big earthquake with a strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hit Mexico. Two million Mexicans have died and over a million were injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know w...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 21:30:00 GMT

The Photographer

The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a p...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:23:00 GMT

Peter Kay One Liners

PETER KAY ONE LINERS I saw a fat person wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said 'Thyroid problem?' When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that the Lord doe...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:20:00 GMT

Diary Entry: Brother, We’re Going Down

So I'm sitting here at 5:18 in the morning, surprisingly not out of my mind from lack of sleep, and I'm wondering what to do.A blog, that's what I can do. It's been a pretty deadbeat summer so far guy...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 11:16:00 GMT

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus

Men are from Mars, Women from Venus RECEIVED FROM AN ENGLISH PROFESSOR: You know the book Men are from Mars, Women from Venus? Well, here's a prime example of that. This assignment was actually turned...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 19:01:00 GMT

You Know What Would Be Awesome.....

(Abe and Blake are sitting in the back of their bio class, bored out of their minds) AbeDude, you know what would be awesome? We should just like get two killer whales in a tank together, not shamu ca...
Posted by on Sat, 17 May 2008 11:44:00 GMT

DON’T LIE ABOUT YOUR AGE

From CNN.com NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana (AP) -- Federal law gives MySpace.com immunity from a lawsuit over the alleged sexual assault of a teenage girl by a man she met on the social networking Web site, ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 May 2008 21:53:00 GMT

Diary Entry: Mass Mayhem (Non Dramatic One)

Not including my momentary "sad face" blog, I haven't posted a diary entry in a while. In fact, I think it was last january when I posted one. Since then it's just been lists, jokes, and crappy script...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 09:21:00 GMT

Diary Entry: To Be Myself

It's been along time since I've done a diary entry on myspace. Partially because I realized how stupid it was. At least, it was for me. A lot running through my cerebral cortex at the moment. You kno...
Posted by on Sat, 10 May 2008 21:37:00 GMT