I'm Rob. But considering that is just a name, I can be defined many different ways depending on who you are and how I know you. If I could define myself generically, I would say that I was a hungry seal that shits on thatched roofs around the border of Devon.My ambitions. I want to make a film. Not films, but one particular film that I've been working on for a couple of years. I'll get there at the cost of not being a pub bore one day, with the same idea. Stinking of piss.I have made one short film which I can honestly say I am happy about now. It was the most painful, beautiful, mindblowing, ugly, orgasmic and spinebraking experience I've ever had. There's a montage below if you care to view it.I've written a radio play which was scribbled out entirely on Marks and Spencer's till receipts, where I worked for a brief period. I'm now filming a documentary in London which is the first job I can honestly say I love getting up for in the morning and will be doing this until late October.Production Credits:
French Fries On The Golden Front (2005) Writer, Director and Producer * Film Council and North West Vision Award Recipient * Cardiff Film Festival * Miami Short Film Festival * Portobello Film Festival * Saatchi and Saatchi at the NFT * Moondance Festival * Ohio Independent Film Festival * Phoenix Film Festival * Premiered at BAFTAGet Your Own! | View Slideshow
