For seventy-six years, I was considered by your world's school children as the ninth planet. But, unfortunately, a bunch of nerds in Europe decided to spoil everyone's fun by taking away my prized designation. And why? Because they found something bigger than me out here, then they nicknamed it after a television warrior princess, and didn't have the balls to call it a planet. So, they defrocked me!!!!!
I'm not bitter about it, mind you. Really, it's just the way your world (apparently) works. I accept the politics of your puny, mortal globe much like I tolerate my 248 year orbit around the sun.
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