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Earth Two Tarran.

I am here for Friends

About Me

"You know those days when you get the mean reds?
The mean reds, you mean like the blues?
No. The blues are because you're getting fat and maybe it's been raining too long, you're just sad that's all. The mean reds are horrible. Suddenly you're afraid and you don't know what you're afraid of. Do you ever get that feeling? Well, when I get it the only thing that does any good is to jump in a cab and go to Tiffany's. Calms me down right away. The quietness and the proud look of it; nothing very bad could happen to you there. If I could find a real-life place that'd make me feel like Tiffany's, then - then I'd buy some furniture and give the cat a name!"
I thrive on hedonism, good food, and intuition.
I sometimes think of very outlandish and often taboo topics of discussion.
I love my fat. I view it as a trophy of how much I adore life. You should do the same.

My life very simply consists of recreational sleeping, eating, cooking, creating, driving aimlessly, drinking coffee, and reflection. I like to do these things with people, especially the remote few I hold close.
I love adventures. Take me on one.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A person who will get on a plane to Europe on last minute notice, simply to spend a night there.

Somebody spontaneous.
Somebody who will go to the Zoo with me.
Somebody who will go to the Aquarium with me.
Somebody who will kidnap me; or that enjoys being kidnapped.
People that like the colour orange.
Somebody who likes to cook
Somebody that will trust a whim to go to Philadelphia at 1:30 in the morning when all they know is to head South West...even if it's just for a cheese steak and a large colon.( Somebody who knows which colon I am referring to.
People who philosophizes via Pete and PeteSomebody that will realize that this is not a personal ad.

Must like coffee-houses.

My Blog

Gag.

These blogs...are gay.   The end.
Posted by on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 23:12:00 GMT

Anatomy of an Old Fart.(X-posted)

After spending the night with a very small group of friends, shopping for food, cooking the food, eating it, and drinking cocktails the whole way. After we have out drinks in hand, along with stomachs...
Posted by on Fri, 20 May 2005 23:01:00 GMT

The security of the box.

I am currently sitting in a very large, very nice smelling, refridgerator box. THis is one of the pleasures that comes from your family owning an appliance store, this sub-zero box is proportional to ...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Feb 2005 15:17:00 GMT

Life at the moment.

"I still don't know what I was waiting for And my time was running wild A million dead-end streets Every time I thought I'd got it made It seemed the taste was not so sweet" Bowie-Changes
Posted by on Sun, 26 Dec 2004 21:24:00 GMT