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About Me

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Hmm... I never know what to write in these things. So I guess I should try to make myself more interesting than I really am...
I'm 23 years old right now and living abroad in Hong Kong as an Artist in Residence for a Theatre in Education company. So basically I perform original plays written by myself and two other people to children of all ages. It should prove to be a challenge knowing how I feel about children. But it shouldn't be too bad... I don't have THAT much contact with them in general.
Before Hong Kong I spent a year in Macau working in Hell (also known as The Venetian Macau) as one of those people who stand on a back of a boat and sing. Before that I directed news in Las Vegas and before that I lived in Minnesota.
I enjoy many different things. Ask me and I'll give you more information. In fact, my mind is too stretched out right now and I am having a hard time actually coming with other things to put here. If you want to know anything else, just let me know... I love talking to new people.If you wanna know more, AIM = ekrueger912

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that is fun, interesting, shares similar interests, etc. and so forth. Mainly, you.

"You have a boney elbow; so its not so much that you're strong, its just that it fucking hurts!" -- Me to Rachel in the movie theatre fighting over the armrest

"Did you just pinch my fat?!?" -- me to Rachel when she, well, pinched my fat

"We used to have a game. It was called Elbow Wars and I was QUEEN!" -- Rachel describing a childhood memory to me

"You wanna go?!? You could dress up as Harry Potter and I could dress up as Moaning Myrtle! (deep breath)But really, you wanna?" -- Rachel trying to get me to go the the HP5 opening

"Is that a dimple or does she have muscular arms?" -- Rachel inquiring about a picture in my phone

Rachel: "Quit your chuckling!"
Me: "But animated violence is funny!"

"What is with Sunday homicides?" -- Tamara Vaifanua

Rachel: "You went on mission trips?"
Me: "Yeah. You went on Jesus Jamborees."
Rachel: "Well, I'm not the HOMOSEXUAL!"

"Honey... honey.. wha-wha-wha what's this?" - Karen Walker from "Will & Grace"

"You're really great with the customers, but you clap like a retard so we're going to have to let you go." - Rachel at Applebee's

Me: "How are we supposed to know how to treat yeast infections?"
Colleen: "You guys can get yeast on your... thing!"

Angela: "It's not a sports bar without hockey and football."
Kent: (peeking inside a bar) "Nope. Soccer and a Christmas Concert."
- After seeing a sports bar in Macau

"A 5, 6, 7, 8!"
- Tor when he doesn't really want to answer something.

"Ok, which one of you mother fuckers told that bitch to slap me!"
- Tor when he and Lindsey pulled a joke on some other people.

"I think the Oscar's should be decided by the stars fighting each other. I would love to see Helen Mirrin go up against the chick from "Whale Rider."
- Megan discussing the Oscar's

"Do you think Tigger would eat Piglet when he has the 'Meth Munchies'?"
- Angela discussing if Tigger is on drugs

My Blog

Feeling So Blank...

I wish there was a word that correctly describes the way I am feeling right now.I feel blank. Left in a state of constant confusion about what will happen and what will be.He knows I love him more tha...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 00:41:00 GMT

Thoughts on 2008 While in an Airport

As I am here at the airport waiting for my flight to take off, I am left with little to do, so I naturally start to think and reflect. I thought about how interesting of a year it has been for me. I h...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 08:38:00 GMT

The Rubber Band of Life

Life is like a rubber band. As you go on, each day it stretches further and further, until one day it finally snaps. Then you get over the problem and start again with a new rubber band. The past two ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 09:34:00 GMT

Freedom is a Myth

A reminder that in a world of acceptance and tolerance, that there is still hate in the world. People who think that another group cannot be as happy as the majority. All men are created eq...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 17:43:00 GMT

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Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:50:00 GMT

Visa is Going to LOVE Me

So my friend and I were bored yesterday and the Grand Canal Shoppes at the Venetian Macau were having a really good sale - up to 75% off!!! So naturally I had to go shopping, which was good and bad. G...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 00:42:00 GMT

Allow Me To Get Theological For Just A Moment...

It won't last long, trust me. The 2,000 year old fantasy novel known as "The Holy Bible" has been a rock of salvation for many and an instrument of condemnation for others. I love how people hide behi...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 09:08:00 GMT

I Guess I Got a Chip on My Shoulder

There is a song in "Legally Blonde: the Musical" called 'Chip on Your Shoulder," where Emmitt tells Elle that she needs to have a chip on her shoulder to succeed in Harvard. I think I have found a par...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 04:46:00 GMT

2008 in China or "Holy Hell! It’s Moving!"

So to ring in the New Year in China about 30 of us went to the Macau Tower to eat at the 360 Cafe on the 60th floor of the tower. At first I didn't realized it rotated, but when I had one foot on the ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 01:09:00 GMT

A Venetian Christmas

OK... So today was the Winter Celebration at the Venetian Macau. It was a HUGE parade through the world's largest casino to a massive hall (aptly named the Great Hall) and a giant Christmas tree. Afte...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 02:27:00 GMT