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emer jayne the pain

I never wanted to be different, i just wanted to be me

About Me

"I want to be remebered as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is breaking, and can brighten up your day even if she couldnt brighten her own" I think I'm a generally happy person, even when I feel like I'm dying inside I always manage to be cheerful, if you force a smile long enough you tend to start believing it. I'm doing art and design at college, hoping to be accepted into a graphic design degree course starting september. I love my dogs as if they were my own children, and I have a pet hedgehog called Redge.

My Interests

Tattoos, obviously, in a big way, it's a way to express yourself. I love to read, it helps me escape any worries or problems the day may have brought, n music is an ace way to release yourself, dancing around the house n singing(at least it sounds like singing to me) at the top of my voice always improves my mood.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Bill Bailey, he's a funny man, n apparantly pretty cool off screen as well. But thats not gona happen. In the real world I'd just like to meet people with similar interests, who like to have fun and aren't afraid to be themselves. It also would be nice to meet the man of my dreams, but I'm not that lucky. BTW, if your thinkin of sending me a pervy msg, don't! you wouldnt be the first, try and be original people!!

Music:

Ill listen to most things, mainly songs I can sing alog to, the sort of songs u dance around the house to using your hairbrush as a microphone

Movies:

Anything funny or scary, all the Saw films are ace, I love the ice age films and finding nemo.

Television:

The first series of Heroes was fab, n I do like House and Greys Anatomy

Books:

i dont have a fave, i love books by Raymond Feist and Terry Goodkind, and being the big kid i am im also into Harry Potter books. i live in a fantasy world i do

Heroes:

my mum, shes not had the easiest life, but shes always smiling and she looks fab!

My Blog

new words for 2007

NEW WORDS FOR 2007TESTICULATINGWaving your arms around and talking Bollocks.   BLAMESTORMING.      &nbs p;         &...
Posted by emer jayne the pain on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 04:01:00 PST

rules and pointers every man and woman should know and live their life by

most important ones are highlighted You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on   The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less." ...
Posted by emer jayne the pain on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 03:11:00 PST

Rules and facts of Life for women

If you never want to see a man again say, 'I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children'. They leave skid marks."   Girls - if your man asks you to dress up in your old school uniform...
Posted by emer jayne the pain on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 12:05:00 PST

Rules and facts of life for men

To The Men MEN: to a woman, NOTHING sounds better than the immortal words 'have you lost weight?' Your Girlfriend will always have one friend that you want to fuck more than your girlfriend When order...
Posted by emer jayne the pain on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 11:51:00 PST

If I had wings

  I spread my wings and flyHigh above the mountains.Nothing can bring me down,You've set me free. Living life has never been so simple.Now I just knowIt's all going to be fine. Life's got a funn...
Posted by emer jayne the pain on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 02:49:00 PST

fill in my blog, pleeeeeeeessse

1.Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. W...
Posted by emer jayne the pain on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 09:04:00 PST