Let me see…my dream girl would be a girl who has “daddy issues†and reacts either violently or cries when she drinks. Hmm let me think…my dream girl would have two part time jobs with a combined salary of less than $20,000 and has a degree in either art history or psychology. She would defiantly need to be into either John Grisham novels or the Harry Potter series. Big sex and the city and will and grace fan goes without saying. She would have vampire fantasies. And she would either hate people to touch her or dress like a total whore to attract men in order to have them hold her like her daddy never did, right after she let the stranger in the back door. Well that narrows it down to…all of you. Bring it on ladies. ADD: A girl like the crazy on in Wedding Crashers would be ideal.$$$********