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Kai

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About Me

This is kai. Prepare bitch. I motherfuckin toss commies around like the small funkey eyed bitches they are. I just kicked a hammer and sickle wielding peoples republic motherfucker around in front of my house a couple minutes ago. I tossed that bitch around harder than i tossed your moms salad last night, and thats saying somethin! Im gonna go listen to hardcore german music, kill things, and be happy.
Im a crazy ass german phillipino kid. I eat bamboo like its my job, and the occasional baby for dessert.
Violence is my middle name. Its like sex, but better.
I sold my sould to the devil when i was born, but his panzy red ass couldnt handle it, so the little bitch stuck his balls between his legs and gave it to the military.
I love the military. If the military was a man, i would bone him. Fuck all you panzy asses that wouldnt.
If you cut me, i would bleed camo. Its in my veins you little bitch. Here ill cut myself right now, im too uber macho to feel it anyways.
Communists are shit. Everything is wrong with them. If you're a communist, eat shit and die. Then live again, shit out your shit, eat your shit's shit, and get shot by me.
Im obsessed with germany. Its the best country in the world. Nowhere is better than Germany. If Germany was a man, I would have him and the military over and punish them like theres no tomorrow.
Other than that, im just your regular, run of the mill, imperialist high schooler, who shoots anything red with 2 legs and a forehead.
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My Interests

guns, war, germany, not communists.

I'd like to meet:

Imperialists, real men, and dead communists.

Music:

!!!RAMMSTEIN!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH !!!RAMMSTEIN!!!, and bushido .. width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

Im too manly for reading