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Indo Mafia

Preachin' in the Church of Ebony

About Me


Contrakt Killah :
Contrakt Killah was a nickname given to the Killah when he was five. Contrakt killed 4 other niggaz over who was the better beatboxer in a beatboxing competition... no one disputes his beatboxing superiority anymore. He rose to the top of the heap in the hip hop game when he released his first album back in 1992 entitled "I fucked that bitch with my Tech 9". The album was an underground fan favourite with such classic tracks as "Crazy ass niggaz" and "It ain't neva gon stop". He met up with Hygenics when he attended a Public Enemy concert and threw a bra onstage with his phone number on it and received a call shortly after.
DJ Hygenics :
Spent the first four years of his illustrious life soaking in a bath tub full of 9mm ammo and whiskey, which explains a lot about his eccentric personality. At the tender age of nine he went by the handle "Terminator X" and was in a rap group of little importance named "Public Enemy". Chuck D once said of DJ Hygenics, "I've never seen a nine year old nigga fuck so many hoes at once AND be able to break out the phattest beats I've ever heard!" Since then, DJ Hygenics has moved up in the world and has graduated to fucking bitches, sluts, crackwhores AND hoes.
Dr. Funk :
Shortly after Broom Bandit's tragic demise, the Earth fell into a state of decay. Rap music had practically vanished by the year 2052 and global stability suffered greatly. In the year 3201, Dr. Gero decided to mend the broken world he lived in. He consulted the world's greatest scholars and soon knew what he had to do. By using advanced technology he managed to extract Broom Bandit's DNA, fusing it with the pure funk isotope, Funktonium, and make a clone of him. After injecting the essence of every single rap album ever released directly into the clone's brain, Dr. Gero decided that this new emcee, this new messiah, was ready to be sent back in time to right the wrongs of the past. Dr. Gero knew the truth; he knew that the only thing that could possibly save the demise of the planet was a new Indo Mafia album. Dr. Funk is the link between the present and the distant future, where the Indo Mafia are worshiped as gods.
O to the N :
owen says:
um
owen says:
one day in the ghetto
owen says:
i was fucking so many bitches
owen says:
that my bed fell through to the core of the earth
owen says:
and gave me rapping powers
Gagg Reflex :
Gagg Reflex enjoys the finer pleasures of life, such as hanging with his homie and associate Paul Sugarman getting crunk and listening to Synth Pop. The two frequently talk into the wee hours about their feelings and deep inner thoughts. Promiscuous sex is a favourite activity of Gagg Reflex; he is a groupie by profession. His most notorious bedfellow is White Chocolate.
White Chocolate :
White Chocolate is being very generous to the Indo Mafia, taking time out of his busy schedule of binge drinking and furious (yet stealthy) masturbation to drop some rhymes. He was born on a bus (in a two-seater). WHITE CHOCOLIT IS THA BIGGIST AN BADEST 1 OF EM;;A CRAZIE MUTHAFUKA COLD SPLITTIN THA BOOTZ REPAZENT
Juicy Juice :
Juicy Juice comes in 15 flavours:
- Apple
- Berry
- Bong Water
- Cherry
- Cranberry Apple
- Grape
- Kiwi Strawberry
- Mango
- Orange Tangerine
- Peach
- Punch
- Strawberry Banana
- Tropical
- Watermelon
- White Grape
Mike Darez :
More so than any other music since the blues, hip-hop is all about stories. And its stories are both criminal minded and grand, making them enthralling and unbelievable, but also making them only as interesting and convincing as the teller. That's why, despite being blackballed by the industry, without a major-label recording contract, heads still gravitated to Montreal, Quebec's realest son, Mike Darez, like the planets to the sun. Darez is the real deal, the genuine article. He's a man of the streets, intimately familiar with its codes and its violence, but still, Darez, an incredibly intelligent and deliberate man, holds himself with a regal air as if above the pettiness which surrounds him. Couple his true-life hardship with his knack for addictive, syrupy hooks, it's clear that Darez has exactly what it takes to ride down the road to riches and diamond rings. Darez is real, so he does real things.
Official Honourary Hoes
Mariel D. (Founder and President of Official Honourary Hoes)
Annie B. ( VICE President and "Miscellaneous Receptacle" of Official Honourary Hoes)
Will "Phat Beatz" G.S. (Cum Depository)
Richard "Dead Sexy" Newman (Douchebag Extraordinaire)
Gaby "I Have a Really Scary Long French Name" Poitras (Winner of the Prestigious "Taking More Cocks Than a Urinal" Award)
Dan "Feet and Bananas" Fournier (Official Fashion Consultant and also 24/7 Bottom)
Phil "Bleeding Sphincter" Passudeti (Official Poser and Multi-Cock Technician)
Hot Auction (DVDA Hoes in training and Official Band Sluts)
-Luke "Play With Feeling" Gruber (Semen Recepticle)
-Eric "Captain Rimjob" Smith-Dubois (Back Door Beauty)
-Jonathan "No Double Bass" Knowles (Emo Glass Bottle Slut)
-Nick "Slap This Bitch" Knowles (Hermaphrodite Special)
-Arnab "Who the Hell Am I?" Majumdar (Who the Hell Are You?)

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/23/2006
Band Members:
Influences: Dirty Rosco P's Chocolate Factory, KFC, Mike Poli, Owen's sister, Ville St-Pierre, Duff Court, Mike Jones
Sounds Like: NOTHING YOU'VE EVER HEARD BEFORE! (Sharon, Lois & Bram)
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Helping Thumbellina with some Grammar.

Ok, many of you out there on the myspace network seem to experience great difficulty mastering even the basics of english grammar. Below is a message we received from "Thumbellina". "id shu the fuck u...
Posted by Indo Mafia on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 02:42:00 PST

Thumbellina's Unbelievable Ignorance (Must Read)

Thumbellina's Unbelievable Ignorance I was recently involved in a slight altercation with a Myspace user whose screen name is "Thumbellina." She accosted Contrakt Killah and I in an unabashed displ...
Posted by Indo Mafia on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 12:20:00 PST

R.I.P. Broom Bandit

It is with great sorrow that I announce the death of Broom Bandit.  While attempting a drive-by on the Ivory Kingz headquarters, White Chocolate lost control of his XM8 and... It pains me to even...
Posted by Indo Mafia on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 06:15:00 PST

owen gets fired :(

so i called about an interview 2day at this kfc call center cuz i totally missed mikes call and i got bob and bob was lyk can u cum in 4 an interview 2nite and i was like no and he was like shiiiiit. ...
Posted by Indo Mafia on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 09:39:00 PST

The Indo Mafia speaks out on Mike Poli

Dear Impotent-posterior puppet of the caucasian oppressor Mike Poli,    One should perpetually take into consideration that one will always have the option to watch ones fucking mouth, ...
Posted by Indo Mafia on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 08:15:00 PST

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Posted by Indo Mafia on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 03:24:00 PST

Who I Am

So a lot of people been wonderin', who is this Gagg Reflex guy?  People been sayin'... Gagg Reflex this... Gagg Reflex that. But after waking up this morning at 6 PM and taking a shit that could...
Posted by Indo Mafia on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 05:55:00 PST

NIGAZ BACK

HEY CHOCOLAT HEAR I JUS GOT BAK FRM TIAJUANA IF YA NO WUT I MEAN!!! SPREAD EAGLE IN THA 67 WHEN THA HOES COMIN DOWN I SAIS THAZ SUM DAM FINE PUSSIE FO A NEGRONETTE BUT U NO WITE CHOCLATE~~~ THAS NOT ...
Posted by Indo Mafia on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 10:00:00 PST

re:re:re:re:re:re:re:re:mypants

so like my class got cancelled this morning and im totally awake 2 early but i prollly need a few hours to fix this bedhead newayz lol!!! but im kinda sad cuz i dint get to wear my new pants 2 skool 2...
Posted by Indo Mafia on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 07:36:00 PST

IMPORTANT BLOG POST .1

Sup negrons.  Gagg Reflex here (represent), and I just got back from Tijuana, where I spent most of my time watching horse shows and doing the nasty with some super midgets.BUT THE REAL MATTER OF...
Posted by Indo Mafia on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 07:20:00 PST