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Carolineâ„¢

animals are human too!

About Me

I'm like a glass unicorn falling off a child's dresser in slow motion.

My Interests

Murder

I'd like to meet:

The British sure are a nice folk.

Music:

flute rock

Movies:

The kind where the teacher really "teaches".

Television:

I like to record myself talking to myself and watch that on TV.

Books:

Against the Tide of Change, Into the Sea of Cynicism, The Sand we Know as Glass, How the Jellyfish Knew to Sting, The Starboard Side of Life, Docking Your Troubles at the Bay Called Rum, Snuba or Scuba?, That Guy Who Only Paints Ocean Crap and Calls Himself an "Artist", To The Surface The Sea Turtle Comes, The Tell Tails Telling Us to Jibe and Tighten, The Rip Tide of Contradiction, Are Dolphins Really That Great?, Surfing the Big Hurricane Produced Wave, The Oil Slick That Started a War Between the Sea and Land, How I Forgave The Shark Who Bit Off My Leg, Shark Fin Soup: Delicious or DELICIOUS!

Heroes:

The lone red rose that lives through the harsh winter.....

My Blog

acupuncture

I finally had acupuncture a week ago, and I am now in love with my acupuncturist -  check her out    She knew things about me my family doesn't even know, like about my special wom...
Posted by Caroline" on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 02:43:00 PST

addendum to previous blog

So it turns out that lemon cleanse didn't really mess me up too much. I just have the stomach flu. Everyone at work has it, so that must be what all the intestinal fuss is about. I've totally overreac...
Posted by Caroline" on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 06:31:00 PST

Death to Matt Timms and lemonade

First off, I'd like to thank my horrible friend Matt Timms for getting me involved with this horrible diet.  The lemon cleanse. This new age, hippy crap, has got me turned into some sor...
Posted by Caroline" on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 04:47:00 PST

Happy 666!

First of all, if you are reading this, then an apocalypse has not happened like I predicted it would. UNLESS you have the mark of the beast, and instead of wandering around feeling sorry for yourself ...
Posted by Caroline" on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 09:13:00 PST

Friendster

You know who I feel sorry for?  Friendster.  They started this friend connection software crap, and then some young punks decide to copy it and make it better.  It's like Friendster had...
Posted by Caroline" on Thu, 25 May 2006 12:11:00 PST

Check me out.

Look at me, I'm posting a blog.  It is telling my deepest most innermost secrets.  I am super special, and I hope it shows through my blog.  P.S.  I love boys.  Cute ones.&nbs...
Posted by Caroline" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST