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OAKLAN/D

hep me now, hyelp me!!! midget mac

About Me


I made this music playlist at MyFlashFetish .com.
MyGen Profile Generator ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------ "...God did not make me a fearful person The only fear I have, Is my failure to adhere his path..." (PRETTY FLACO) ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------ "...if all you rappers is killas then how'd you write ur records? how'd you find the time stop lying ur minds infected. there's only a few, and i'm not sayin' clowns don't be puttin it down from yo town I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT YOU!!!" (PLANET ASIA)------------------------------------------------------- -----------------------"...YOU'RE NOT HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE IN THE BANK, YOU'RE NOT THE CAR YOU DRIVE, YOU'RE NOT THE CONTENTS OF YOUR WALLET, YOU'RE NOT YOU'RE FUCKING PAIR OF KHAKIS..." (TYLER DURDEN) ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------ REVOLUTION is the BIRTH of EQUALITY and the ANTITHESIS to OPRESSION... (immortal technique) ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------"...I'LL EAT UP ALL UR CRACKERS AND UR LICORICE, HEY YO FAT GIRL C'MERE ARE YOU TICKELISH..." (HUMP) ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------
MY SHITS
Name: david (shuga) shane (deezy) elmore
Birthday: 12/03/81
Birthplace: cokeland
Current Location: the heez
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: drk brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right on
Your Heritage: i'm black and flip like jeeps on mountain cliffs.
The Shoes You Wore Today: monaco adidas earlier now i'm rokin some timbs
Your Weakness: random outbursts, A.D.D is a mu'fukr. CD's, and kids.
Your Fears: anything foul happening to my loved ones
Your Perfect Pizza: combo son
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: rock a jerri curl, cornrows are played out, dreads are too much of a commitment. i wanna keep it greasy and leave stains on ya mom's couch. oh and do good in school and shit.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: mu'fukr
Thoughts First Waking Up: boner city
Your Best Physical Feature: my lovely lady lumps
Your Bedtime: 3ish 4ish
Your Most Missed Memory: being a a little snot nose in general
Pepsi or Coke: soda's for hos
MacDonalds or Burger King: hmmmmm
Single or Group Dates: can't really go wrong w/ single, but it's cool to have that extra company sometimes to blame your farts on.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: brisk son
Chocolate or Vanilla: cookies and cream son
Cappuccino or Coffee: chai son
Do you Smoke: nnnope
Do you Swear: nnn-yep
Do you Sing: like a mu'fukr
Do you Shower Daily: fa sho, but it's mostly for meat beating purposes.
Have you Been in Love: no doubt
Do you want to go to College: i want to graduate
Do you want to get Married: why i don't get any as it is, i might as well be married.
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: i get horrible motion sickness.
Do you think you are Attractive: i've got the flyest gums yo!!!
Are you a Health Freak: i'm not a health freak but i'm mad germ conscious.
Do you get along with your Parents: we good
Do you like Thunderstorms: i don't dislike thunderstorms
Do you play an Instrument: nah
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: just some wine
In the past month have you Smoked: nah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ibuprofin
In the past month have you gone on a Date: is it considered a date if it's w/ ur signifigant other?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes to finally get an ink tag removed off my shirt after a fukin month
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: as a matter of fact, NOOO!!! what kind of shit...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: unfortunately no.
In the past month have you been on Stage: fa sho, i'm a freestyle champion, i'm riggidy raw son. clickity-klow..
In the past month have you been Dumped: kiiiiinda
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes but it was very insignifigant.
Ever been Drunk: yeah, but i'm the freshest drunk ever though, up'd love me drunk.
Ever been called a Tease: yayce
Ever been Beaten up: no doubt, i had to get my stomach pumped cuz i swallowed helluve my own blood. mu'fukrs thought i was dead and shit. it was a cheap shot, that mu'fukr got his though.
Ever Shoplifted: the first thing i ever stole was a cap gun from longs drugs when i was like 4 and i started playing with it rite away when i got home and my mom saw me and i froze up, then i threw it in the corner like i wasn't just rolling around like i was s.w.a.t and shit
How do you want to Die: like a g
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a tyranasaurus
What country would you most like to Visit: P.I and/or Africa
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: whatever
Favourite Hair Color: whatever
Short or Long Hair: whatever
Height: whatever
Weight: whatever
Best Clothing Style: whatever
Number of Drugs I have taken: mad needle drugs yo.
Number of CDs I own: easily 300, not burned either, freshly squeezed. i hate burned shits
Number of Piercings: one, and i'll never get another one, i hate needles.
Number of Tattoos: like.................................6 or 7
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I shoulda been at more demonstrations, Planted bombs in corporations, Murdered CEO's and cancelled TV shows.
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My Interests

scratching my titty

I'd like to meet:

anybody, everybody, somebody, NOBODY...

Music:

============================================================ = HIP HOP: aceyalone, aesop, akir, atmosphere, beastie boys, beatnuts, big daddy kane, big L, biz, black ice, boogie down productions, camp lo, canibus, cannibal ox, cocoa brovaz, common, cypress hill, das efx, dead prez, defari, de la soul, del, digable planets, dilated peoples, digital underground, dj babu, dj shadow, el-p, epmd, eyedea, floetry, freestyle fellowship, gangstar, ghostface, gorillaz, gza, hiero, hi-tek, high and mighty, immortal technique, inspektah deck, j-live, jadakiss, jae millz, jean grae, j5, kanye west, kool g rap, kool keith, k-os, krs-one, kurtis blow, tha liks, little brother, lyrics born, masta ace, melle mel, method man, mf doom, m.o.p, mos def, mr lif, nappy roots, nas, notorious b.i.g, n.w.a, ol dirty bastard, outkast, pete rock & cl smooth, pharcyde, pharoahe monch, pitch black, planet asia, public enemy, q-tip, raekwon, rakim, rass kass, redman, reflection eternal, rjd2, the roots, royce da 5'9", run d.m.c, rza, saafir, skillz, slick rick, styles of beyond, super nat, talib kewli, tash, tribe called quest, u-god, visionaries, words worth, wu-tang clan, wyclef, x-clan, x-ecutioners, yella, zion i... ============================================================ = if i feel it i feel it if i don't i don't if it ain't really real then i probably won't...(dpz) ============================================================ = SOUL: stevie wonder, nena simone (---hot shit), musiq, r/saddiq, bobby womack, sam cooke, d'angelo, otis redding, harold melvin and the blue notes, issac hayes, india arie, sly and the family stone, jill scott, jaguar wright, alicia keys (wants to hump me), force md's (old school) nelly furtado---not really soul but soulful SOUL MUSIC'S SOMETHIN' WE CAN ALL RELATE TO============================================================ = ROCK: rage against the machine, audio slave, gorillaz, red hot chili peppers, bo diddley, james brown, chuck berry, carlos santana, bad brains, coltrane. ============================================================ =HONORABLE MENTIONS: kool herc, miles davis, jimi hendrix and BOB MARLEY ============================================================ =***MUSIC IS A REFLECTION OF ONE'S TRUE PERSON***

Movies:

...CITY OF GOD and GOODFELLAS are my absolute favorite, SNATCH, THE TOY, BOMB THE SYSTEM, BOONDOCK SAINTS, LOCK STOCK AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS, HERO, USUAL SUSPECTS, JUICE, TRAFFIC, NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, KILL BILL,BELLY, GOONIES, BEAT STREET, THE WOOD, RAY, SCRATCH, WILD STYLE, BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE, FIGHT CLUB, HEAT...

Television:

chappele show, ALI G, family guy, MXC, aqua teen, robot chicken, space ghost all of those knee slappers... OH nip tuck is crazy and ultimate fighter is fresh.

Books:

**Black awakening, Soledad Brother, Getting Up, The Black Panthers Speak, Autobiography of Malcolm X, Before the Mayflower, The Mis-Education Of The Negro, Open Veins of Latin America, American Holocaust, The Phillipines Reader: A History of Colonialism, Neo-Colonialism, Dictatorship and Resistance, Occupied America: A History of Chicanos, Peoples Army Peoples War, On Guerilla Warfare (by mao tse tung), Guerilla Warfare (by Ernesto Guevara), Revolutionary Suicide, Seize the Time, The West and the Rest of Us, The Opium Wars, To Purge This Hand With Blood, The Communist Manifesto, Anarchists Cookbook, Mao Tse Tung: Selected Writings Volume One, From Columbus To Castro, The Debt Trap** i can go on all day.

Heroes:

MIKE DREAM (TDK KTD FC ? ATP) the flyest writer EVER, ONE LOVE -DONE, VOGUE, SPIE, FUTURA, DONDI, GIANT, PERCEPT, CASE 2, PHASE 2, LADY PINK, DAZE, VULCAN, STAN 153, SUPER KOOL 223, DEZ, SKEME- ========================================================= -MARCUS GARVEY -JOSE RIZAL -MALCOLM X -HUEY NEWTON -FRED HAMPTON -NAT TURNER -EMMETT TILL -MEDGAR EVERS -MAO TSE TUNG -W.E.B DUBOIS -MUMIA JAMAL -BLACK PANTHERS -BROWN BERETS -THE BLACK STAR LINE***FREEDOM FIGHTERS WORLD WIDE***-THE CHILDREN OF IRAQ, THE WEST BANK, AND GAZA STRIP-