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I used to be cool but somewhere along the way I lost my Fonzie jacket! Maybe it's in the same place my hair is going or my friends have wondered off to. I surf, ride bikes, drink way too much coffee, smoke cigars and bang other guys wives. I bought my first pair of $200 jeans this winter and wore an outfit to a party that cost more than my first car. I'm thinking about getting a bass boat and changing my nickname from Stinky to Skeeter, I just need to work on my gut a little more and learn to like Skol. I've had several job offers on the East Coast but it's hard to leave when you can't find the door. I can talk shit about your stupid ass hair doo because I probably had one just like it 20 years ago. I was born 5 weeks early and sometimes wonder if I got cooked all the way throught. I can be a prankster, an asshole, your best friend, a shoulder to cry on, I'm a lover not a fighter but I'm a fighter too so watch the fuck out. If your my friend I'll help you move and if your a good friend I'll help you move bodies. I'm loyal to the bone but fuck me and it's your ass. lately I've been trying to remember how to dance and forget about shit that doesn't matter and quit worrying about stuff I can't change.================================================