CSI_Luvver

I'd like to meet:

Gil Grissom AKA: William L. Petersen "There are three things people love to stare at: A rippling stream, a sunset, and a Zamboni going around and around."

Capt. Jim Brass AKA: Paul Guilfoyle "That's wonderful, Gil. If I see a gorilla, I'll arrest it."

Warrick Brown AKA: Gary Dourdan
"I don't get out of bed for less than a bill."

Nick Stokes AKA: George Eads "But whatever happened to getting to know someone over coffee, letting the relationship evolve? Romantic is sending flowers, not bogarting her skin cells."

Catherine Willows AKA: Marg Helgenberger "The only thing that sports book means to me is guys without showers."

Greg Sanders AKA: Eric Szmanda "You know, this is exactly like a dream I had once, except it wasn't in a garage and Grissom wasn't watching."

Sara Sidle AKA: Jorja Fox "It's always encouraging when public bathrooms are out of soap. [later] Asphyxiated and head bashed in. No soap was the least of his problems. "

Dr. Al Robbins AKA: Robert David Hall "[Drawing a sample from a cadaver's bladder]Urine... you're out."

-----THEY'LL GET YOU